Insinase mad my balls bigger

[Anonymous]

Balls enlargement is a good start, but I think they(metagenics) like to keep that under the chins, or balls on balls of the employees of this fine unethical company called metagenics.

And The big dickehead with little balls whom sits upon his castle in La plata San Clemente will only release this great unproven crap to the public only if he could make a huge profit at others expense, and that is not going to happen, but he will screw the doc's who buy this and then inturn the patient gets screwed. But all the while meta is doing the biggest screwing.

Profit? Aren't you part of the group with the big fancy sales meeting in Florida with the luau, iPods, iPhones, Jet Skis and the like?

Maybe you want to rephrase the whole profit notion, if you do work for Xymogen.

 

[Anonymous]

what are you talking about? you must be a paranoid delusional metagenics rep,
go back to your tofu eating sales meetings. Profit, this is about kaprex unproven but makes your balls bigger, so if your a dude go and smear some kaprex on your nut sack or at least try it so you can grow a pair.

And if your a chick you should have no problems getting some balls across the chin or slappin your ass, ask for Tom H, Tony V or anyone with the last name that begins with a K as in "K"atke. they like to screw people.

So anyone answer the question what happens when you take Kaprex and Insinase?

 

[Anonymous]

what are you talking about? you must be a paranoid delusional metagenics rep,
go back to your tofu eating sales meetings. Profit, this is about kaprex unproven but makes your balls bigger, so if your a dude go and smear some kaprex on your nut sack or at least try it so you can grow a pair.

And if your a chick you should have no problems getting some balls across the chin or slappin your ass, ask for Tom H, Tony V or anyone with the last name that begins with a K as in "K"atke. they like to screw people.

So anyone answer the question what happens when you take Kaprex and Insinase?

You turned into a foul-mouthed idiot?

 

[Anonymous]

You turned into a foul-mouthed idiot?

you are a fag! go home and spread your butt cheeks a little wider maybe the entire meta family can poke you in the can, dude get a life this is all just a bunch of fun, and try the insinase for your nuts they will get bigger or better yet try the 360 it is improved insinase and it will make your asshole less inflamed

 

[Anonymous]

you are a fag! go home and spread your butt cheeks a little wider maybe the entire meta family can poke you in the can, dude get a life this is all just a bunch of fun, and try the insinase for your nuts they will get bigger or better yet try the 360 it is improved insinase and it will make your asshole less inflamed

Thank you Mr or Miss Poopy-mouth for your insightful words. Since this is a medical-based board you may wish to use terminology such as rectum and anal cleft. Sounds much more professional that way. PS. your mother called and has some soap waiting for you.

 

[Anonymous]

Thank you Mr or Miss Poopy-mouth for your insightful words. Since this is a medical-based board you may wish to use terminology such as rectum and anal cleft. Sounds much more professional that way.

I apologize, this is a very serious medical board! So sphincter you want to use big words okay. You are a waste of sperm and you should leave this board. If you work for metagenics 9 i believe you do not) then please go and order some insinase and it will give your gonads a boost. I you have a vagina it will only make you a bigger pussy. If you work for metagenics it only eases the anal pain you get from working at meta inc. was that better?

 

[Anonymous]

I apologize, this is a very serious medical board! So sphincter you want to use big words okay. You are a waste of sperm and you should leave this board. If you work for metagenics 9 i believe you do not) then please go and order some insinase and it will give your gonads a boost. I you have a vagina it will only make you a bigger pussy. If you work for metagenics it only eases the anal pain you get from working at meta inc. was that better?

I guess I just don't understand. I don't know what "metagenics 9" means. Also, are you stating that certain dietary supplements cause or contribute to cryptorchidism?

 

[Anonymous]

or elephantitis for the lay person.

 

[Anonymous]

or elephantitis for the lay person.

Or even elephantiasis, to be exact.

 

[Anonymous]

An update on the Insinase study. The trial is in Phase III, now. The early results look VERY promising. The average increase in ball-sack circumference is 73%; 2.1" increase in penis length (flacid) and 2.3" increase in penis length (rigid). No side effects to date. Will keep you posted.

UPDATE: Ball-Sack circumference average increase: 91 percent increase from baseline! Penis size increases: 2.2 inch increase in length flacid and 2.4 inch increase when rigid! Pretty impressive. Still, with no side effects. Who knew it'd get such great results?!

 

[Anonymous]

looks like they have really added some "lead" to your pencil, the secret ingredient!

 

[Anonymous]

looks like they have really added some "lead" to your pencil, the secret ingredient!

"He was born in the summer of his 27th year, in a place he'd never known before. And they say he got half crazy once, when he tried to touch the sun; and he lost a friend, but he kept a memory."

 

[Anonymous]

"Well, I listen to the wind come howl, telling me I have to hurry, I listen to the robin's song saying not to worry . . . So on and on I go, the seconds tick the time out, There's so much left to know and I'm on the road to find out."

Who's next . . . Loggins and Messina?

 

[Anonymous]

From the first post I swear I don't understand any of this thread.

 

[Anonymous]

This is Awesome, Thank you whomever finished the study and brought this post back from the dead! It is still one of ther if not the most funniest threads of all times.

 

[Anonymous]

I think some lyrics from James Taylor would be appropriate.

 

[Anonymous]

An extract of my balls made Insinase bigger. Stickier too, but bigger.

 

[Anonymous]

An extract of my balls made Insinase bigger. Stickier too, but bigger.

"Well, big balled man, can you hear me when I call?"
When your balls turn to brass, you need to publish the data!

 

[Anonymous]

Some exciting updates with the Insinase trial. 9 adult males, average to below average testicle circumference and below average penis size at basline. 8 weeks of Insinase, with or without Kaprex, placebo controlled, double blinded. The results: all 9 males experienced increase size in their testicles and penis size (length and girth), with or without sexual stimulation. Great news!

 

[Anonymous]

Some exciting updates with the Insinase trial. 9 adult males, average to below average testicle circumference and below average penis size at basline. 8 weeks of Insinase, with or without Kaprex, placebo controlled, double blinded. The results: all 9 males experienced increase size in their testicles and penis size (length and girth), with or without sexual stimulation. Great news!

Again, I thank the clinical trial of one, this is better then a Gig Harbor study, did you recruit the nine males from metagenics or at elast ex metagenics or did they come off the street for the study? so the end result was bigger balls bigger johnson and no one was "mad" keep up the good work