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Earlier today I phoned Elder Johnson with The Erection Men's Choir, and sent our congratulations to him, and the Choir on their successful NYC engagement with the Rockettes at Radio City!
They really had wonderful shows at Radio City!
It was exciting when Elder Johnson said The EMC was looking forward to our Big Balls Jamboree once again this June!
The EMC is the "consummate" group of professionals!

And a belated congratulations to Jenny Hardonski and The Red Heads, on their successful "whirlwind" Winter Tour! And the Band will be bringing Tee- Shirts to this year's Big Balls Jamboree!

 

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And a belated congratulations to Jenny Hardonski and The Red Heads, on their successful "whirlwind" Winter Tour! And the Band will be bringing Tee- Shirts to this year's Big Balls Jamboree!

An update on Los Ballos Itcharos: They have received permission to come to Gig Harbor to appear at our 5th Annual Big Balls Jamboree on June 22! Their Visas are now all in order!
Los Ballos Itcharos have been a very popular Band with their Latin Style music for the last several years. Miguel Herrera said the Band is very excited to appear once again at our Jamboree!
Recently the Band has been performing throughout Mexico, and has developed quite a large following among Hispanic music lovers!
We look forward to seeing them in June!

 

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We are so sorry to have to announce the cancellation of all further Big Balls Jamborees. Looks like the Russians have been putting DIM into the drinking water of all Gud `Mericans causing testicular shrinkage. The free ingestion of alcohol has also taken its toll to testicular shrinkage. Fortunately testicular shrinkage has not impacted the egos of these individuals so that the festival can continue as the Big Boobs Extravaganza. Paris Hatters in San Antonio is giving discounts on oversize cowboy hats. Please call and use the offer code BB20G.

 

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We are so sorry to have to announce the cancellation of all further Big Balls Jamborees. Looks like the Russians have been putting DIM into the drinking water of all Gud `Mericans causing testicular shrinkage. The free ingestion of alcohol has also taken its toll to testicular shrinkage. Fortunately testicular shrinkage has not impacted the egos of these individuals so that the festival can continue as the Big Boobs Extravaganza. Paris Hatters in San Antonio is giving discounts on oversize cowboy hats. Please call and use the offer code BB20G.

NO, the above post is a complete LIE! The Big Balls Jamboree at Gig Harbor is set for Friday, June 22, 2018.
All the Bands will be attending, and our 5th Jamboree is going to happen! The Big Balls entrance parade happens the night of the 22nd. So come one, come all!
Why someone would be "mean" enough to lie about our signature event, is a mystery!
So far we have commitments from the following performers: Los Ballos Itcharos, The Red Heads, Tommy and the Testicles, The Erection Men's Choir, Balls and Blondes, Pippi, from Israel, and a NEW Band we recently signed- up, The Strokers! I think you guys and gals will enjoy their music!
We may even have a few surprises at our Jamboree! It's not too early to get your plans together and make hotel reservations. I am told that currently both the Holiday Inn and Marriott Courtyard have plenty of rooms available! But don't wait until the last minute!!

 

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NO, the above post is a complete LIE! The Big Balls Jamboree at Gig Harbor is set for Friday, June 22, 2018.
All the Bands will be attending, and our 5th Jamboree is going to happen! The Big Balls entrance parade happens the night of the 22nd. So come one, come all!
Why someone would be "mean" enough to lie about our signature event, is a mystery!
So far we have commitments from the following performers: Los Ballos Itcharos, The Red Heads, Tommy and the Testicles, The Erection Men's Choir, Balls and Blondes, Pippi, from Israel, and a NEW Band we recently signed- up, The Strokers! I think you guys and gals will enjoy their music!
We may even have a few surprises at our Jamboree! It's not too early to get your plans together and make hotel reservations. I am told that currently both the Holiday Inn and Marriott Courtyard have plenty of rooms available! But don't wait until the last minute!!

And as an FYI, great news, we have heard this week- end from Jack Hardman, lead singer of The Scrotum Blues Band! The Band WILL be attending our Big Balls Jamboree, along with the other Bands!
Gig Harbor will be Rockin' June 22 thru June 24!
Make your plans now to attend!

 

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And as an FYI, great news, we have heard this week- end from Jack Hardman, lead singer of The Scrotum Blues Band! The Band WILL be attending our Big Balls Jamboree, along with the other Bands!
Gig Harbor will be Rockin' June 22 thru June 24!
Make your plans now to attend!

Rumor has it that Jenny Hardonski may be leaving the "Red Heads" to go out on her own!
So far, nothing has been confirmed.
Dickie Long, the Band's manager has refused any comment thus far.
Hopefully the group will be appearing at Gig Harbor, in our Big Balls Jamboree!

 

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Rumor has it that Jenny Hardonski may be leaving the "Red Heads" to go out on her own!
So far, nothing has been confirmed.
Dickie Long, the Band's manager has refused any comment thus far.
Hopefully the group will be appearing at Gig Harbor, in our Big Balls Jamboree!

Maybe a Christmas album later this year for Jenny? I'm a big fan of hers.

 

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Maybe a Christmas album later this year for Jenny? I'm a big fan of hers.

And good news for all of us who are fans of The Red Heads!
Dickie Long phoned and said that Jenny Hardonski has committed to remaining with The Band for at least one more year! Fabulous news! From now on The Band will be known as Jenny Hardonski and The Red Heads!
Jenny feels now she will get the "billing" she deserves!
No matter, we're just glad that the entire Band will appear at our Big Balls Jamboree in June!
I'm just so glad that everything worked out for The Red Heads and Jenny! We all look forward to seeing them in Gig Harbor!

 

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And good news for all of us who are fans of The Red Heads!
Dickie Long phoned and said that Jenny Hardonski has committed to remaining with The Band for at least one more year! Fabulous news! From now on The Band will be known as Jenny Hardonski and The Red Heads!
Jenny feels now she will get the "billing" she deserves!
No matter, we're just glad that the entire Band will appear at our Big Balls Jamboree in June!
I'm just so glad that everything worked out for The Red Heads and Jenny! We all look forward to seeing them in Gig Harbor!

And some further good news! Miguel Hererra and Los Ballos Itcharos have won a beautiful plaque for their newest hit record! It was voted the best new song of 2017! " Ballos fantastico Mi Amigos " hit the Mexican Chart at Number 3, when it was introduced to their fans on January 29!
I can't wait to see them perform at our Big Balls Jamboree, June 22nd at Gig Harbor!

 

[anonymous]

And some further good news! Miguel Hererra and Los Ballos Itcharos have won a beautiful plaque for their newest hit record! It was voted the best new song of 2017! " Ballos fantastico Mi Amigos " hit the Mexican Chart at Number 3, when it was introduced to their fans on January 29!
I can't wait to see them perform at our Big Balls Jamboree, June 22nd at Gig Harbor!

I love Los Ballos Itcharos, and love to watch them perform. There's nothing like scratch and sniff music combined with a real true Latin Beat! Can't wait for the Jamboree!

 

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I love Los Ballos Itcharos, and love to watch them perform. There's nothing like scratch and sniff music combined with a real true Latin Beat! Can't wait for the Jamboree!

Less than 100 days now until The Big Balls Jamboree!

 

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Less than 100 days now until The Big Balls Jamboree!

It is so nice that it's official now, Pipi will be performing at our Big Balls Jamboree in June! We all missed him last year, when the Israeli singer just couldn't make it to Gig Harbor because of his military obligation.
Pipi will join several other performers at our Big Balls Jamboree starting June 22.
We look forward to another successful Jamboree. It's not too early to get your hotel reservations set- up!

 

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It is so nice that it's official now, Pipi will be performing at our Big Balls Jamboree in June! We all missed him last year, when the Israeli singer just couldn't make it to Gig Harbor because of his military obligation.
Pipi will join several other performers at our Big Balls Jamboree starting June 22.
We look forward to another successful Jamboree. It's not too early to get your hotel reservations set- up!

Man, I love Pipi, and I'm glad he's coming to our Jamboree!
Also, I can't wait to see Jenny Hardonski perform with The Red Heads! She is sexy as hell! I'm so sorry she's thinking about leaving The Red Heads.
I just love the band!
I've got my hotel reservations all set up at the Courtyard!

 

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Man, I love Pipi, and I'm glad he's coming to our Jamboree!
Also, I can't wait to see Jenny Hardonski perform with The Red Heads! She is sexy as hell! I'm so sorry she's thinking about leaving The Red Heads.
I just love the band!
I've got my hotel reservations all set up at the Courtyard!

Good for you! We've heard that the Courtyard is running low on rooms! The newer, more expensive Hilton Inn has more available rooms currently, but I'm sure by early May, both hotels may be full.
At that point, your only choice for lodging would be at one of the several Bed and Breakfasts that open- up on Gig Harbor. They are also usually quite "pricey".
Of course, some of the Bands stay in rented motor homes. Last year Tommy and the Testicles stayed in a really nice huge motor home!

 

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Good for you! We've heard that the Courtyard is running low on rooms! The newer, more expensive Hilton Inn has more available rooms currently, but I'm sure by early May, both hotels may be full.
At that point, your only choice for lodging would be at one of the several Bed and Breakfasts that open- up on Gig Harbor. They are also usually quite "pricey".
Of course, some of the Bands stay in rented motor homes. Last year Tommy and the Testicles stayed in a really nice huge motor home!

Did you eat lead paint as a child or did your parents drop you on your head one too many times?

 

[anonymous]

Good for you! We've heard that the Courtyard is running low on rooms! The newer, more expensive Hilton Inn has more available rooms currently, but I'm sure by early May, both hotels may be full.
At that point, your only choice for lodging would be at one of the several Bed and Breakfasts that open- up on Gig Harbor. They are also usually quite "pricey".
Of course, some of the Bands stay in rented motor homes. Last year Tommy and the Testicles stayed in a really nice huge motor home!

Great band

 

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Great band

Glad to hear from another fan of the Testicles! Yes, they are a great band!

 

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Glad to hear from another fan of the Testicles! Yes, they are a great band!

Hey, just heard a rumor that the Band "Balls and Blondes" were arrested while on tour performing in Salina, Kansas! Any truth to this rumor? What happened?

 

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Hey, just heard a rumor that the Band "Balls and Blondes" were arrested while on tour performing in Salina, Kansas! Any truth to this rumor? What happened?

No, this didn't happen! Balls and Blondes were back home in Columbus, Ohio, the last two weeks! But I believe it was another Band that was arrested for "lewd exposure"! Nothing in the state of Kansa surprises me. It is such a Conservative state!
Balls and Blondes will be joining us June 22, at our Big Balls Jamboree! The Krotchman Twins are excited about playing at The Jamboree!