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anonymous said:
Excellent news regarding Tommy and the Testicles!

They ARE confirmed and two special members are back with the group: Gonad Gary and Big Ball Billy!

The two had some issues with Tommy not splitting the earnings equally with the band, so they started their own band: "2 Small Men/4 Large Balls". Needless to say they are very happy to be back with TATT!!

I hope everyone can give them a warm Gig Harbor welcome home at the Parade and all the events!
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Yes, we're all so glad to see that all the Testicles are back with the Band. It just wouldn't have been the same without them.
I believe the issues may have started right after the University of Miami Freshman Orientation show last September! But all is well now, and we look forward to seeing The Band at our Big Balls Jamboree at Gig Harbor on June 17!
Of course, we're excited about seeing ALL our musical talent at the Jamboree!
It's not too early to make your reservations now for our Jamboree. Gig Harbor will be "rockin". Hotel rooms are beginning to fill- up!
 




anonymous said:
Yes, we're all so glad to see that all the Testicles are back with the Band. It just wouldn't have been the same without them.
I believe the issues may have started right after the University of Miami Freshman Orientation show last September! But all is well now, and we look forward to seeing The Band at our Big Balls Jamboree at Gig Harbor on June 17!
Of course, we're excited about seeing ALL our musical talent at the Jamboree!
It's not too early to make your reservations now for our Jamboree. Gig Harbor will be "rockin". Hotel rooms are beginning to fill- up!
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Just another FYI about the Big Balls Jamboree. As I previously stated, it's important for everyone planning to attend our Jamboree, to make your hotel reservations! You don't want to be left out in the cold, so to speak!
I urge everyone to attend. It should be another great event. The musical part is almost all set! We know the following musical talent has committed to attend: Tommy and the Testicals, The Red Heads, Los Ballos Itcharos, Balls to Blondes, The Scrotum Blues Band, The Erection Men's Choir and our Israeli singer, Pepi, thinks he will be on leave from the Israeli army, and may also attend!
Great news so far, and we may hear from other invitees in the coming weeks! So make your plans NOW to attend!
 




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Just another FYI about the Big Balls Jamboree. As I previously stated, it's important for everyone planning to attend our Jamboree, to make your hotel reservations! You don't want to be left out in the cold, so to speak!
I urge everyone to attend. It should be another great event. The musical part is almost all set! We know the following musical talent has committed to attend: Tommy and the Testicals, The Red Heads, Los Ballos Itcharos, Balls to Blondes, The Scrotum Blues Band, The Erection Men's Choir and our Israeli singer, Pepi, thinks he will be on leave from the Israeli army, and may also attend!
Great news so far, and we may hear from other invitees in the coming weeks! So make your plans NOW to attend!
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Great news coming from The Erection Men's Choir!
Elder Johnson has informed me that The Choir has been invited to perform in December of this year at Carnegie Hall! Wow, great news for the group! Elder Johnson seemed so excited when we spoke on the phone yesterday! This is really a milestone of sorts for the Choir, and of course everyone here at Metagenics wishes them well! Can't wait to see the EMC at our Jamboree in June!
 




anonymous said:
Great news coming from The Erection Men's Choir!
Elder Johnson has informed me that The Choir has been invited to perform in December of this year at Carnegie Hall! Wow, great news for the group! Elder Johnson seemed so excited when we spoke on the phone yesterday! This is really a milestone of sorts for the Choir, and of course everyone here at Metagenics wishes them well! Can't wait to see the EMC at our Jamboree in June!
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In speaking earlier with Elder Johnson, he is concerned about 3 or 4 members of The Erection Men's Choir who may have already committed to being on their "Mission" next Christmas time. This would prevent them from being part of their Carnegie Hall performance! Elder Johnson is currently searching for candidates with the same kind of harmony proficiency as those who won't be able to perform in New York, because of their "Mission" committments.
If anyone would seriously like to "try out" for The Erection Men's Choir, (temporary basis) please plan on contacting Elder Johnson at our Big Balls Jamboree in mid June to schedule a possible try- out!
 




anonymous said:
In speaking earlier with Elder Johnson, he is concerned about 3 or 4 members of The Erection Men's Choir who may have already committed to being on their "Mission" next Christmas time. This would prevent them from being part of their Carnegie Hall performance! Elder Johnson is currently searching for candidates with the same kind of harmony proficiency as those who won't be able to perform in New York, because of their "Mission" committments.
If anyone would seriously like to "try out" for The Erection Men's Choir, (temporary basis) please plan on contacting Elder Johnson at our Big Balls Jamboree in mid June to schedule a possible try- out!
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From: Elder Johnson, salt Lake City, UT
My thanks on behalf of the Erection Men's Choir to all those who have expressed interest in joining our Choir in December at Carnegie Hall! This of course is a temporary position to replace two of our members who have contracted to go on their "Missions".
Follow- up will be held in June, at The Big Balls Jamboree event.

Elder Johnson
Director, The Erection Men's Choir
 




anonymous said:
From: Elder Johnson, salt Lake City, UT
My thanks on behalf of the Erection Men's Choir to all those who have expressed interest in joining our Choir in December at Carnegie Hall! This of course is a temporary position to replace two of our members who have contracted to go on their "Missions".
Follow- up will be held in June, at The Big Balls Jamboree event.

Elder Johnson
Director, The Erection Men's Choir
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Some up- dates about our musical performers:
"The Scrotum Blues Band" album "Holding on Tight at Gig Harbor" reached all the way to number 2 in album sales for 2015! This is fantastic, and I'm so proud of these guys! Looking forward to seeing you June 17th!
It appears that "Tommy and the Testicles" have sorted out their differences and are performing better than ever! Tommy Lee will still retain his role as lead singer! Great news, and we're all looking forward to seeing you at The Big Balls Jamboree!
Jenny Hardonski of the band "Redhead" appears to be doing well, and is excited about performing at our up- coming Jamboree! We all continue to pull for you, Jenny!
Pipi, our Israeli singer is continuing efforts to take leave from the Israeli Army to join us in June!
 




anonymous said:
Some up- dates about our musical performers:
"The Scrotum Blues Band" album "Holding on Tight at Gig Harbor" reached all the way to number 2 in album sales for 2015! This is fantastic, and I'm so proud of these guys! Looking forward to seeing you June 17th!
It appears that "Tommy and the Testicles" have sorted out their differences and are performing better than ever! Tommy Lee will still retain his role as lead singer! Great news, and we're all looking forward to seeing you at The Big Balls Jamboree!
Jenny Hardonski of the band "Redhead" appears to be doing well, and is excited about performing at our up- coming Jamboree! We all continue to pull for you, Jenny!
Pipi, our Israeli singer is continuing efforts to take leave from the Israeli Army to join us in June!
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Just another FYI post!
Hopefully by now most of you have secured your reservations, and everything is in order for your attendance at the Big Balls Jamboree June 17 thru the 19. It's going to be great this year, and our musical talent is all lined up!
I found out earlier today that Pipi, our wonderfully talented Israeli singer will be attending our Jamboree! Great news!
And remember, our big balls entrance parade is set for 8:00 PM on Friday. Please try and make it to poolside to be part of this great start to our Jamboree! You don't want to miss the entrance parade.
We have a few other surprises in store for our attendees on Saturday night at our musical concert!
 




anonymous said:
Just another FYI post!
Hopefully by now most of you have secured your reservations, and everything is in order for your attendance at the Big Balls Jamboree June 17 thru the 19. It's going to be great this year, and our musical talent is all lined up!
I found out earlier today that Pipi, our wonderfully talented Israeli singer will be attending our Jamboree! Great news!
And remember, our big balls entrance parade is set for 8:00 PM on Friday. Please try and make it to poolside to be part of this great start to our Jamboree! You don't want to miss the entrance parade.
We have a few other surprises in store for our attendees on Saturday night at our musical concert!
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As time marches forward, and The Big Balls Jamboree is only slightly more than 3 weeks away, I like to make sure you are all ready! It's 'gonna be a great Jamboree this year!
'So that said, if there are any questions, please don't be afraid to ask. And let's all make our Jamboree something to be proud of! And remember our Entrance Parade on the 17th at 8:00 PM.
 




anonymous said:
As time marches forward, and The Big Balls Jamboree is only slightly more than 3 weeks away, I like to make sure you are all ready! It's 'gonna be a great Jamboree this year!
'So that said, if there are any questions, please don't be afraid to ask. And let's all make our Jamboree something to be proud of! And remember our Entrance Parade on the 17th at 8:00 PM.
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Another FYI for our attendees at our Jamboree. Please be aware that Saturday morning at 9:00 AM, our photographer will be available for taking pictures! This is a great opportunity for all attendees to have memories of our Big Balls Jamboree! Take them home and you can cherish them all year long! So, let's meet at poolside on the 18th for pictures!

With kisses,
CBR Baby# 16
 




anonymous said:
Another FYI for our attendees at our Jamboree. Please be aware that Saturday morning at 9:00 AM, our photographer will be available for taking pictures! This is a great opportunity for all attendees to have memories of our Big Balls Jamboree! Take them home and you can cherish them all year long! So, let's meet at poolside on the 18th for pictures!

With kisses,
CBR Baby# 16
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Well, we're now only 10 days away from our Big Balls Jamboree!
People are working feverishly getting our musical talent in order for Saturday night, the 18th! There is an "air" of excitement on Gig Harbor that only happens this time of year! Our 4th Jamboree should be our best!
Several representatives from a couple of the bands have flown in to ensure that the equipment is being set- up properly!
As of today, there are very few hotel rooms available, so if you want to make last minute plans to attend our Big Balls Jamboree, I strongly suggest you contact a hotel. They often have a list of residents on Gig Harbor who would be willing to rent out rooms!
 




anonymous said:
Well, we're now only 10 days away from our Big Balls Jamboree!
People are working feverishly getting our musical talent in order for Saturday night, the 18th! There is an "air" of excitement on Gig Harbor that only happens this time of year! Our 4th Jamboree should be our best!
Several representatives from a couple of the bands have flown in to ensure that the equipment is being set- up properly!
As of today, there are very few hotel rooms available, so if you want to make last minute plans to attend our Big Balls Jamboree, I strongly suggest you contact a hotel. They often have a list of residents on Gig Harbor who would be willing to rent out rooms!
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  • Well, now we're just a week away from our Big Balls Jamboree! I can just feel the excitement in the air as attendees prepare for the Entrance Parade next Friday night at 8:00 PM.!
  • Please be sure your room reservations are in order, and don't forget to check- in at the registration desk in the lobby of the Holiday Inn upon your arrival.
  • I can let you all know that Tommy and the Testicles will again be our lead- off musical group on Saturday! See you all soon. Questions? Contact Metagenics HR.
 




anonymous said:
  • Well, now we're just a week away from our Big Balls Jamboree! I can just feel the excitement in the air as attendees prepare for the Entrance Parade next Friday night at 8:00 PM.!
  • Please be sure your room reservations are in order, and don't forget to check- in at the registration desk in the lobby of the Holiday Inn upon your arrival.
  • I can let you all know that Tommy and the Testicles will again be our lead- off musical group on Saturday! See you all soon. Questions? Contact Metagenics HR.
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Several requests have been made as to whether or not The Erection Men's Choir will be performing their signature song "A Testicle for Little Tony". the answer is yes!
I spoke with Elder Johnson yesterday and he informed me their song is always the most requested song at all their concert performances! It is indeed a classic song, and the Choir will always perform it!
Copies of "A Testicle for Little Tony" can be found at most all record stores.
 




anonymous said:
Several requests have been made as to whether or not The Erection Men's Choir will be performing their signature song "A Testicle for Little Tony". the answer is yes!
I spoke with Elder Johnson yesterday and he informed me their song is always the most requested song at all their concert performances! It is indeed a classic song, and the Choir will always perform it!
Copies of "A Testicle for Little Tony" can be found at most all record stores.
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A final FYI for attendees of The Big Balls Jamboree: The latest weather report for Gig Harbor calls for sun and temperature in the low 80's for Friday.
On Saturday, the 18th, there is a 10 percent chance of showers. But this won't have an effect on our musical show! Great news!
Along with the Metagenics team, I look forward to seeing you all on Friday at the Entrance Parade. Best balls forward! Safe travel to everyone!
 




anonymous said:
A final FYI for attendees of The Big Balls Jamboree: The latest weather report for Gig Harbor calls for sun and temperature in the low 80's for Friday.
On Saturday, the 18th, there is a 10 percent chance of showers. But this won't have an effect on our musical show! Great news!
Along with the Metagenics team, I look forward to seeing you all on Friday at the Entrance WParade. Best balls forward! Safe travel to everyone!
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Well, what a great Big Balls Jamboree we had on Gig Harbor! The Entrance Parade last Friday was classic, as everyone "strutted" their stuff at poolside!
The musical part of our Jamboree was truly amazing! Tommy and the Testicles lead- off the show and got everyone going! And how about Jenny Hardonski rockin' out "Hard Red- Headed Stranger" for everyone! "The Red Heads" were certainly in form.
And how about Miguel of "Los Ballos Itcharos" revving- up everyone doing the "Mexican Hat Dance" on stage! Wow! We all participated in the aisles!
The show closed after 2:00AM with "The Erection Men's Choir" doing their signature song, "A Testicle for Little Tony". Once again there wasn't a dry eye in the audience! What a wonderful song of tribute!
FYI: Pictures will be ready after July 4th for purchase. I know you'll all want to have photo memories of your time at the 4th annual Big Balls Jamboree!
Hopefully, everyone had safe uneventful travel.
 




anonymous said:
Well, what a great Big Balls Jamboree we had on Gig Harbor! The Entrance Parade last Friday was classic, as everyone "strutted" their stuff at poolside!
The musical part of our Jamboree was truly amazing! Tommy and the Testicles lead- off the show and got everyone going! And how about Jenny Hardonski rockin' out "Hard Red- Headed Stranger" for everyone! "The Red Heads" were certainly in form.
And how about Miguel of "Los Ballos Itcharos" revving- up everyone doing the "Mexican Hat Dance" on stage! Wow! We all participated in the aisles!
The show closed after 2:00AM with "The Erection Men's Choir" doing their signature song, "A Testicle for Little Tony". Once again there wasn't a dry eye in the audience! What a wonderful song of tribute!
FYI: Pictures will be ready after July 4th for purchase. I know you'll all want to have photo memories of your time at the 4th annual Big Balls Jamboree!
Hopefully, everyone had safe uneventful travel.
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Heard from our photographer yesterday, and he advised me that pictures from our Big Balls Jamboree will be mailed out Friday, July 8! Good news!
Hope your trip home was safe!
 








anonymous said:
maybe all the best posts ever
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Just an FYI. I heard from Elder Johnson of The Erection Men's Choir yesterday. He informed me that 2 people have been chosen as replacements for The EMC show performance at Carnegie Hall. Congrats!
These 2 lucky individuals will become part of the Christmas Carnegie Hall show that The EMC will be part of! The original EMC members will be on their Mission trips, and cannot be part of the Choir! We at Metagenics wish the replacement singers well, and we wish the original singers all the best on their Mission endeavors! Have a productive 2 years!
 




anonymous said:
Just an FYI. I heard from Elder Johnson of The Erection Men's Choir yesterday. He informed me that 2 people have been chosen as replacements for The EMC show performance at Carnegie Hall. Congrats!
These 2 lucky individuals will become part of the Christmas Carnegie Hall show that The EMC will be part of! The original EMC members will be on their Mission trips, and cannot be part of the Choir! We at Metagenics wish the replacement singers well, and we wish the original singers all the best on their Mission endeavors! Have a productive 2 years!
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Congratulations are in order for "The Red Heads"! Jenny Hardonski has been nominated for the lead singer of the year category amomg recording artists! She and the band learned of their selection after returning from our Big Balls Jamboree last month!
Yes, it's really quite an honor! We at Metagenics wish them the best of luck!
 




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