IN NC AND JUST PULLED THE 4 TIRES OFF MY CAR. PUTTING ON SOME SHITTY OLD ONES

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There are many fishermen out there still catching large fish. Just back your car near the cutting boards at the Marina, and have them throw in the guts and other useless fish parts into your car. Just let them know, that they are doing you a big favor.
Then go leave the car in the sun for a couple of days and turn on the heat high and let it ferment.
 
















































just went out for happy hour, smashed the car and left it for tow. How funny, I was hiking back home when another ovartis colleague picked me up ad we too smashed up yet again. Any Merk reps driving by we can catch a ride with???
 
























You guys are so uninventive. If you really want to mess with a car try some of these.

Lower the tire pressure to 10 p.s.i.
Spill lots of milk on the carpets (don't forget the trunk)
Get some of that silicate compound used to disable cash for clunkers cars, put it into the oil.
Put transmission fluid on the wiper blades
Fill the exhaust pipe (maybe even te catalyst) with Great Stuff foam sealant
Put (moosh) some soft cheese (brie) into the cowl air vent
Fill the gas tank with diesel

Feel free to add to this list
 








































Very ood stuff! Entertaining thread.

Not a layoff/car story, but I had and old partner that hated our douchebag DM so much that he bought some ipecac syrup so he could vomit on our DM in the car. He never did it but we had a ball dicscussing all the great things to do in our car to get our idioot leader.

BTW, my partner got out of Pharma. DM was coming on a monday for a field ride, he called HR on friday before and quit. DM eventually was fired. My partner is now in devices and happy as a clam.
 








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