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Good riddance to this place I never want to sell an adhd med ever again! Worked at this place way too long. Biggest mistake of my career. What’s the plan moving forward there’s nothing left to sell?
 






anonymous said:
No, it was a girl that was retained. We were on the 4 PM call (retained group). When they opened it up for questions, she asked if we would still have President's Club.
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Majority of us on the 4pm call got the shit end of the stick. We have to stay in the dumpster. Good news is that we are all looking it get the F out. The ceo is the most dishonest disgusting turd ever. Keep paying us until we get something else.
 






anonymous said:
Good riddance to this place I never want to sell an adhd med ever again! Worked at this place way too long. Biggest mistake of my career. What’s the plan moving forward there’s nothing left to sell?
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Inside intel said Chapter 11. I feel bad for the people left. They are going to end up with nothing.
 










































Is this a serious question? They were never and will never be worth anything. Corium has no money because Pumpkinhead is a horrible leader who makes terrible decisions. He sold us all out to keep his own job. How does his Shire fan club feel now?
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That means vested RSUs and all RSUs will be worth nothing ?
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I can’t believe they flew everyone out to California for that stupid meeting and got everyone all fired up thinking things were going to change. Then dropped the axe. What a horrific company.
 






anonymous said:
Is this a serious question? They were never and will never be worth anything. Corium has no money because Pumpkinhead is a horrible leader who makes terrible decisions. He sold us all out to keep his own job. How does his Shire fan club feel now?
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Technically, Patrick ran the company into the ground with his inexperience and awful strategies. The field would laugh at him. That's how competitors ate you for lunch. And the mess from all of this is irreparable.

No one stopped him - for shit's sake, his boss was Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's. They unfroze him 30 min before the 2 field calls they had a year and plopped him in front of a camera, where it took him 35 min to come off mute. Then he would mumble about needing more applesauce, and they would put him back on mute. They must have moved quickly; his sweatshirt was always inside out. Every once in a while, they would put a hat on him. Was always crooked.
 






anonymous said:
Technically, Patrick ran the company into the ground with his inexperience and awful strategies. The field would laugh at him. That's how competitors ate you for lunch. And the mess from all of this is irreparable.

No one stopped him - for shit's sake, his boss was Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's. They unfroze him 30 min before the 2 field calls they had a year and plopped him in front of a camera, where it took him 35 min to come off mute. Then he would mumble about needing more applesauce, and they would put him back on mute. They must have moved quickly; his sweatshirt was always inside out. Every once in a while, they would put a hat on him. Was always crooked.
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This is the funniest thing ever.
 






anonymous said:
Technically, Patrick ran the company into the ground with his inexperience and awful strategies. The field would laugh at him. That's how competitors ate you for lunch. And the mess from all of this is irreparable.

No one stopped him - for shit's sake, his boss was Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's. They unfroze him 30 min before the 2 field calls they had a year and plopped him in front of a camera, where it took him 35 min to come off mute. Then he would mumble about needing more applesauce, and they would put him back on mute. They must have moved quickly; his sweatshirt was always inside out. Every once in a while, they would put a hat on him. Was always crooked.
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Soooooo funny but extremely accurate!
 






anonymous said:
Technically, Patrick ran the company into the ground with his inexperience and awful strategies. The field would laugh at him. That's how competitors ate you for lunch. And the mess from all of this is irreparable.

No one stopped him - for shit's sake, his boss was Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's. They unfroze him 30 min before the 2 field calls they had a year and plopped him in front of a camera, where it took him 35 min to come off mute. Then he would mumble about needing more applesauce, and they would put him back on mute. They must have moved quickly; his sweatshirt was always inside out. Every once in a while, they would put a hat on him. Was always crooked.
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This is the best Cafe Pharma post ever!
 






anonymous said:
Technically, Patrick ran the company into the ground with his inexperience and awful strategies. The field would laugh at him. That's how competitors ate you for lunch. And the mess from all of this is irreparable.

No one stopped him - for shit's sake, his boss was Bernie from Weekend at Bernie's. They unfroze him 30 min before the 2 field calls they had a year and plopped him in front of a camera, where it took him 35 min to come off mute. Then he would mumble about needing more applesauce, and they would put him back on mute. They must have moved quickly; his sweatshirt was always inside out. Every once in a while, they would put a hat on him. Was always crooked.
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I heard someone read this to him this morning after his morning youth dip at Sunny Shores. He was halfway through his pudding snack when they got to the part about his sweatshirt being inside out, and the shock hit him so hard his dentures did a cannonball straight into his coffee.
 






anonymous said:
I can’t believe they flew everyone out to California for that stupid meeting and got everyone all fired up thinking things were going to change. Then dropped the axe. What a horrific company.
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Horrific is right. Here comes round 2. They are pulling everyone together for a meeting to sell more bullshit lies to try and pump those up that they “retained” while kniving them in the back one quarter later. The company is broke. They have already over promised and under delivered. The time to leave is now!
 
























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