I was just contacted by a Stack of Pancakes!

[Anonymous]

That be a tasty stack over in AP, I just can't get enough! Ohhh boy I am feeling like king of pancake land.

 

[Anonymous]

I just saw a stack run down the hall! Grab it quick!

 

[Anonymous]

Don't call me fruity just because i like a little grape jelly on my pancakes.

 

[Anonymous]

a pancake I ate, and out I spit
a pancake indeed, tastes like shit
now I must go back, into my hole
and act like a douche, a fairy and a troll !

Indeed !

 

[Anonymous]

Indeed !

You are a poet.

 

[Anonymous]

You are a poet.

Now that we're all Radio Shack, are we getting ummm, discounts on ummmmm, batteries?

 

[Anonymous]

Now that we're all Radio Shack, are we getting ummm, discounts on ummmmm, batteries?

For your flashlight I presume?

 

[Anonymous]

For your flashlight I presume?

Close but no cigar.

 

[Anonymous]

Is it true that if I eat a pancake I will obtain super powers?

 

[Anonymous]

Is it true that if I eat a pancake I will obtain super powers?

No but you may get a super boner.

 

[Anonymous]

help is there a local pancakes anonymous chapter anywhere near cleveland?!

 

[Anonymous]

Which brand of pancakes?

aunt jeminma

 

[Anonymous]

I ate the magic pancake, I have reached ultimate enlightenment.

 

[Anonymous]

I ate the magic pancake, I have reached ultimate enlightenment.

well you know what they say about a pancake in hand...

 

[Anonymous]

You are an idiot

 

[Anonymous]

You are an idiot

That is not what they say.

 

[Anonymous]

I met a hooker with a heart of pancakes so I ate her.

Pancake or taco?

 

[Anonymous]

I hid pancakes instead of eggs for Easter. This will be the best holiday ever!

 

[Anonymous]

If i find a pancake on the ground, is it safe to eat?

 

[Anonymous]

Had some pancakes with grape jelly. Am I going to hell?