I sat by a lake today...

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I have been staring at my hands for days and cannot for the life of me figure out what they meam by opposable thumb and why that separates us from other primates. Back to my core visual aid and ponderings of a career now saddled with a sadness that know no end. My car awaits this empty shell.
 












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I have been staring at my hands for days and cannot for the life of me figure out what they meam by opposable thumb and why that separates us from other primates. Back to my core visual aid and ponderings of a career now saddled with a sadness that know no end. My car awaits this empty shell.
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Wow! I too spend most of my days staring at the back of my hands. The saying "I know it like the back of my hand" got me thinking. I really don't know the back of my hand so I have set out to really get to know it. I want to know what it looks like,how it reacts to stimuli and how it works. I think it can function on its own level of consciousness and may hold the path to true enlightenment. I even study the back of my hand when I detail the doctors on every key bullet point of my products. They seem to really enjoy this as they look at me with wonder in their eyes and at times give a slight smile. I think they appreciate my striving to better myself and in turn better the world as we know it. I have joined a gym and bought some rope and chains as well as a knot tying book for my next task is to come to full enlightenment on the phrase "I am fit to be tied".
 






Newbie, listen up. Play book! Play book? Obviously you slept through morning one of training. Did you miss the restrictions on OxyContin Airlines, only 2, that's 2 "checked bags", not six. Especially before breakfast. So what you missed came right after Tiffany, LaQuantiqua, and Braydon played 2 truths with the class. That was when Tiffany giggled and said, I'll go first. "Well, I love s & m, oops, giggle, giggle, I meant m & m's, I only wear a thong, and I always took my Bichon, Muffy, with me on calls bc Doctors love puppies.". OK, right after that even the Simple Minded Trio would have told you, don't, under any circumstances write anything down. Certainly, don't type anything on your computer that you don't want the spies to find! So a word to you, "newbie", lighten up on the oxy, oh and post your email address, I'll send my manual straight over to you.
 




























































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I sat by a lake today. and pondered my sweet 16 picks for the ncaa tournament. can gulf coast florida really pull it off?? I texted one of my docs who's a basketball junkie. he said take the points. I then created a call on said doctor, fabricated call notes, and left a success story voicemail. then flipped off an old lady who was also sitting by the lake.
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This one is the winner.
 






























I am a longtime fan of this thread. I got "laid off" by a shitty company with a shitty drug where they totally fucked up the launch.

I am out of pharma for now, and hopefully forever.

I will never forget laughing hysterically at this thread over and over.

I have reached Zen.
 






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I always make it a point to actually grab my bag and enter the office buildings. That way the security cameras have a log of me entering at 8:51am. I then pull out the Boston Globe and read Dan Shaughnessy all over again. I take the elevator up to the third floor and dump there. More privacy and no one comes pulling on the handle while I try to squeeze out the last of the prairie dog that was taunting me in the car. I then check phone mail from a pay phone on floor1 - another stamp left. Soon after that smoking hot rep from Novartis comes. I chat her up and before you know it the time is 10:24. Exit and then make a quick turn to go back (so security camera catches my face again) but realize I have my stuff. On to next stop.
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Man you have the plan. I always do the same. That is the secret. ENTER buidlings. Verify who is on site. Post hoc ergo propter hoc is some of the best advice you will ever get. I was there. Doc was there. A call materializes from the mist and then it is gone as am I.
 






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