I love irony

[I Love America]

I don't need affirmation or help honey. I come on CP to have fun, laugh a little, loosen up from the harsh realities of the corporate world......do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. Remember that song ILA? Try it...you will feel mahvelous........

See sweetie we have almost something in common. I come here to laugh and you and your ilk don't disappoint.

Just because I don't share your warped view of life does not mean that I am uptight. Apparently you and your compadres think that if one doesn't talk about it one does not enjoy sex.

I have always lived by the maxim that those that talk about it probably don't have that much going on.

 

[Breakingnews]

ILA is trying to tell us that he is a 40 year old virgin.

 

[Man For All Seasons]

ILA is trying to tell us that he is a 40 year old virgin.

So says the 40 year old IDIOT!

Grow up, kid, for your own sake.

 

[Man For All Seasons]

Illicit sex? Dial 1-800-charlie sheen. I leave that to the crazy bastards.
Laugh a little...we are not all serious. Next to an intense orgasm, a good laugh will do wonders for you.

I'm fine on the laughter front, but you might want to give a little seriousness a try. Balance is a great thing!

 

[Man For All Seasons]

So glad you asked that question, I wanted to but haven't been feeding this particular troll for awhile. Translation: I'm chicken and besides, I'm tired of getting the beatdown from MFAS!What do you spose he meant by illicit sex? My guess is anything that isn't in the missionary position.

Also, it's interesting (especially since posting the ideas that women are inferior to men) they particularly like to pounc on women's sex lives - as if it's OK for a man to have extramarital sex but not a woman.

In your pathetic attempt to ridicule me, you actually accomplish what you always do: make a fool of yourself. One doesn't have to be a moral degenerate such as yourself to enjoy sex.

If you want to know what I meant by illicit sex, why don't you look at Scarlett's post that I was responding to?

Interesting to see that you have to resort to lying about me again. Never said that women were inferior. Never indicated that there was a double standard concerning sex. That said, I would suggest that women who don't want their sex lives "pounced" on, not make sexually inappropriate posts which cause them to come off as slutty, but you won't see me supporting a double standard. Another figment of your deranged imagination!

 

[Man For All Seasons]

Hey nutcase, what about Scarlett's post is illicit? Here's the definition of illicit.

il·lic·it/iˈlisit/
Adjective: Forbidden by law, rules, or custom: "illicit drugs"; "illicit sex". More »
Dictionary.com - Answers.com - Merriam-Webster - The Free Dictionary

Is she proposing sex that is forbidden by law, rules or custom? I don't think so. Oral sex is perfectly acceptable and so is intercourse on a counter.

You need someone to take a broomstick, load it up with Astroglide and shove it up your ass. Maybe it would mellow you out.

Thanks, but I'm not into your sexual recommendations.

As for illicit sex, since you're terribly slow this is what she proposed:

"I'm getting Libs to send you plane tickets to sit in on his next session with his Asian honey."

Unless you're in Nevada, prostitution is ILLEGAL and it's certainly forbidden by rules and custom.

Voyeurism isn't exactly generally accepted either.

I wouldn't recommend ever coming after me again in this way. You're just not up to the task and will only wind up embarrassing yourself again

On the bright side, maybe Major Wood will attempt to come to your defense. That always works well for you!

 

[Scarlett]

You need someone to take a broomstick, load it up with Astroglide and shove it up your ass. Maybe it would mellow you out.

OMG...I laughed out loud on this one!

 

[Scarlett]

ILA: ever see your man Sean Hannity on Fox News? He is the hottest, conservative, right-winger on TV, don't you think?

I have fantasized having ILLICIT SEX with him.

 

[Pale Horse]

You need someone to take a broomstick, load it up with Astroglide and shove it up your ass. Maybe it would mellow you out.

Sounds like that comes from experience.

 

[Man For All Seasons]

FWF,
He's stuck back in a distant century, probably very aroused and feeling guilty about it...either that or he's outlived his dick.

As usual, Vag, you are stupidly wrong on all counts!

 

[Man For All Seasons]

Sounds like that comes from experience.

I think someone got a little carried away with the Fox and caused some brain damage with that broomstick. Trust me, Fox, you don't have any brain cells to spare!