How would you describe the culture at Alcon?

[anonymous]

Cafepharma is a favorite for bitter past employees

 

[anonymous]

Is that you Rachel Maddow?

 

[anonymous]

Contrary to the clowns posting on our site, the culture at Alcon is quite respectful and encouraging.

Bless your heart. What department do you work in?

 

[anonymous]

If ya want 2 work for a company that thinks TCU is a real skool, Alcon be for you. Also, if you have a spouse that works here, expect lots of underserved promotion.

 

[anonymous]

Stomper and Rachel Maddow can act like big shots but everyone knows boys in blue got em bent over reeeeal good LOL

 

[anonymous]

Totally bored and barely leave the house. My manager is horrible and I’m a giant fraud. Any ideas on how to get motivated?

Sleepless in Seattle

 

[anonymous]

Totally bored and barely leave the house. My manager is horrible and I’m a giant fraud. Any ideas on how to get motivated?

Sleepless in Seattle

Try fentanyl followed up with a dose of narcan, then get vaccinated for covid. People are being poisoned, like that one woman said, not because they use drugs.

 

[anonymous]

Try fentanyl followed up with a dose of narcan, then get vaccinated for covid. People are being poisoned, like that one woman said, not because they use drugs.

The next question should be, why are they using drugs? Because their employer is a piece-of-shit, they watch the local news, they think they have 20 different diseases from listening to the t.v. commercials, they're lost, etc. I'd like to turn on the local news and hear about mass shooting sprees where news anchors are being mass murdered. If your business is promoting violence and death, then maybe you deserve the same fate. Live by the sword die by the sword. Call me a pathological psychopath if it brings you joy, but make sure you look in the mirror first.

 

[anonymous]

The next question should be, why are they using drugs? Because their employer is a piece-of-shit, they watch the local news, they think they have 20 different diseases from listening to the t.v. commercials, they're lost, etc. I'd like to turn on the local news and hear about mass shooting sprees where news anchors are being mass murdered. If your business is promoting violence and death, then maybe you deserve the same fate. Live by the sword die by the sword. Call me a pathological psychopath if it brings you joy, but make sure you look in the mirror first.

BREAKING NEWS ALERT: CHANEL 7, CHANEL 4, CHANEL 8, CHANEL 20, CHANEL 39, AND CHANEL 23 EVENING NEWS TEAMS SHOT TO DEATH. stay tuned on chanel 69 for more information...

The next day...

BReaking news alert: chanel 69 team members perish in mass shooting. Stay tuned to channel 1045 for more information.

The next day...

News teams airing the mass shootings of the previous nights deaths die until the reporting of that shit stops.

 

[anonymous]

Bless your heart. What department do you work in?

SW Sales

 

[anonymous]

Smile to your face and stab you in the back kinda place

 

[anonymous]

Smile to your face and stab you in the back kinda place

absolutely correct

 

[anonymous]

Summer vacation begins. You would see me till sept and I am major hide and seek sales rep. Cheers.

 

[anonymous]

Plastic

like a solo cup.

 

[anonymous]

Sounds splendid, y’all