How to keep your job at Inspire
1. Develop a thought leader (Land one sucker to write most of your scripts and pay him off)
2. See all your BC4s (Bribe your top 5…often)
3. Get fake boobs (Get fake boobs)
4. Internal selling (Sleep the way up to the vp’s "circle of favorite club")
5. Target effectively (Beg effectively)
6. Total office call (Blow every one)
7. Think out of the box (Sell AzaSite for every indication other than what it is legally approved for)
8. Be a resource to the practice (Make lots of bleph kits)
9. Go the extra mile (Make even more bleph sheets)
10. Always remember that only Restasis treats dry eye the first time (or some shit like that)