HOW TO KEEP YOUR JOB AT INSPIRE!!

[Anonymous]

We recommend 21-27 here at ALCON

Thanks for the recommendation. We here at Inspire will have to implement that if we haven't already.

Hey, do you think you guys at Alcom could maybe throw Inspire a lifeline since our company is slowly dying?

 

[Anonymous]

We here at Alcon don't associate with pathetic scumbags like you! Your drugs are not even close to being considered as a threat to us.

 

[Anonymous]

We here at Alcon don't associate with pathetic scumbags like you! Your drugs are not even close to being considered as a threat to us.

Yeah??? Is that why your company fired 260 employees?

 

[Anonymous]

We here at Alcon don't associate with pathetic scumbags like you! Your drugs are not even close to being considered as a threat to us.

we at Alcon?
you are actually proud to work for a company that started with the intention of not hiring any minorites?

hey buddy, know this: your company is not very good for much other than selling salt water to dummys.

 

[Anonymous]

we at Alcon?
you are actually proud to work for a company that started with the intention of not hiring any minorites?

hey buddy, know this: your company is not very good for much other than selling salt water to dummys.

Trust me we have lots of minorities here in fact the first rep hired was a minority.

 

[Anonymous]

Gimme some of that chocolate lovin!

 

[Anonymous]

Where do you want it? All over your face?

 

[Anonymous]

Mmmmm, yes, please

 

[Anonymous]

This is Adrian Adams at your first national meeting.........you'd be better off trying to keep him as far away from your company as possible.

 

[Anonymous]

sorry ass company

 

[Anonymous]

POS company. It is a CULT.
Get out or don't get in!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Every drug that we have had in our pipeline ends up sucking in the clinical trials. We in-licensed Azasite but everything else we have researched on our own has failed to meet clinical standards. How much longer can this go on?

 

[Anonymous]

yes, clinical group very adept at turning solid science into crap

 

[Anonymous]

So true. Science at Inspire makes retarded sales force look like Einsteins. Now Azasite, there's a great product. No wonder Alcon will always own you.

 

[anonymous]

How to keep your job at Inspire

1. Develop a thought leader (Land one sucker to write most of your scripts and pay him off)
2. See all your BC4s (Bribe your top 5…often)
3. Get fake boobs (Get fake boobs)
4. Internal selling (Sleep the way up to the vp’s "circle of favorite club")
5. Target effectively (Beg effectively)
6. Total office call (Blow every one)
7. Think out of the box (Sell AzaSite for every indication other than what it is legally approved for)
8. Be a resource to the practice (Make lots of bleph kits)
9. Go the extra mile (Make even more bleph sheets)
10. Always remember that only Restasis treats dry eye the first time (or some shit like that)

 

[anonymous]

How to keep your job at Inspire

1. Develop a thought leader (Land one sucker to write most of your scripts and pay him off)
2. See all your BC4s (Bribe your top 5…often)
3. Get fake boobs (Get fake boobs)
4. Internal selling (Sleep the way up to the vp’s "circle of favorite club")
5. Target effectively (Beg effectively)
6. Total office call (Blow every one)
7. Think out of the box (Sell AzaSite for every indication other than what it is legally approved for)
8. Be a resource to the practice (Make lots of bleph kits)
9. Go the extra mile (Make even more bleph sheets)
10. Always remember that only Restasis treats dry eye the first time (or some shit like that)