HOW TO KEEP YOUR JOB AT INSPIRE!!


We here at Alcon don't associate with pathetic scumbags like you! Your drugs are not even close to being considered as a threat to us.

we at Alcon?
you are actually proud to work for a company that started with the intention of not hiring any minorites?

hey buddy, know this: your company is not very good for much other than selling salt water to dummys.
 
we at Alcon?
you are actually proud to work for a company that started with the intention of not hiring any minorites?

hey buddy, know this: your company is not very good for much other than selling salt water to dummys.

Trust me we have lots of minorities here in fact the first rep hired was a minority.
 
Every drug that we have had in our pipeline ends up sucking in the clinical trials. We in-licensed Azasite but everything else we have researched on our own has failed to meet clinical standards. How much longer can this go on?
 
How to keep your job at Inspire

1. Develop a thought leader (Land one sucker to write most of your scripts and pay him off)
2. See all your BC4s (Bribe your top 5…often)
3. Get fake boobs (Get fake boobs)
4. Internal selling (Sleep the way up to the vp’s "circle of favorite club")
5. Target effectively (Beg effectively)
6. Total office call (Blow every one)
7. Think out of the box (Sell AzaSite for every indication other than what it is legally approved for)
8. Be a resource to the practice (Make lots of bleph kits)
9. Go the extra mile (Make even more bleph sheets)
10. Always remember that only Restasis treats dry eye the first time (or some shit like that)
 
How to keep your job at Inspire

1. Develop a thought leader (Land one sucker to write most of your scripts and pay him off)
2. See all your BC4s (Bribe your top 5…often)
3. Get fake boobs (Get fake boobs)
4. Internal selling (Sleep the way up to the vp’s "circle of favorite club")
5. Target effectively (Beg effectively)
6. Total office call (Blow every one)
7. Think out of the box (Sell AzaSite for every indication other than what it is legally approved for)
8. Be a resource to the practice (Make lots of bleph kits)
9. Go the extra mile (Make even more bleph sheets)
10. Always remember that only Restasis treats dry eye the first time (or some shit like that)