HELP

My lunch went great today. I did get Papa Johns pizza. Everyone loved the pizza. They thanked me and ate all the pizza up. The DRS gave me so much time to sell them and they all told me they will write my drugs. Thank you all for the suggestions. I wish their was a Macaroni Restaurant near me. I searched but the nearest one is far away. If I need anymore help, I will ask.

burn in hell
 


















HeY all, just want to let you know the big lunch was a success. One of the drs showed up with a bystolic rx. Papa Johns pizza was a hit bit I'm sure my detailing finally got these guys to rx. My partners have called on this group for a long time with no success. I think the drs felt my passion and excitement. Their will be many more rxes from them I can feel it. Thank all of you for the suggestions. I cant wait for there nurses to call me for more samples.
 












Ok well I went one step farther. My Viibryd numbers have not been so great so I went out with one of my big psychs sons last week. And I am a guy. We spent a good hour together. I can get over this, right? Oh and I am excited to have the office call me for samples, blah blah. And I am sure he wil be showing up for more scripts. Papa John can't do that.
 












Hold it at your house, in the garage. You can arrange card tables and folding chairs in rows and rent a podium and a screen for the slide show. You can hand make party favors and place them all around the tables. For food I suggest roast duck or something else with that "gamey" flavor that doctors tend to like. For dessert something really delish like carmel popcorn and serve it in baseball caps for a summer time feel! Make sure to tell everyone to take their shoes and socks off before they come in the house. Finally while everyone is eating sneak a garden hose into the house and attach it to the utility sink, hold it between your legs like a large penis, turn on the water and burst into the garage. Commence spraying the crowd with your hose! They will laugh like never before!
 












Had great lunch today. Used a place called Dinkers. The food was great. I got plenty of food, the best TOSSED SALAD AND BUNS. Healthy and delicious. There food was delivered hot and great. Any one interested, let me know. The dr gave me almost 5 minutes to sell him Bystolic. Asked me about congested heart failure. I told him to ask my partner about the seniors trial. He has copies, but I don't. Should have gotten a few at are last lunch together. Dinkers has great desserts. They have a cookie like famous Amos but they all it the haneous anus moist mud cookie. It come with large nuts. The cost comes too about $4.50 a person. That includes the food, drinks and the best TOSSED SALAD ever. You will never forget it.
 






Hahaha! I can ALWAYS rely on trolling over to the Forest board for a good laugh! This threads satire and over all context is and should be pretty funny for any rep in the Pharma industry! Haha..thanks Forest! You class act reps provide tons of entertainment for me while i wait in offices for signatures!
 






Had a breakfast today that was great. The food was real great and the office and Drs thought it was great. I got bagels, cream cheese, orange juice, oatmeal witch everyone loved and egg and cheese sandwitches witch were on bagels and croissants. The coffee was real good to. I got lots of time with all 3 Drs and was able to go acrossed all of my products. I really believe the oatmeal was the key. I got maple and fruit topped oatmeal that everyone was delist. Hope this helps.
 












i wanted a cup of coffee. so i bought 4 dozen donuts, assigned them to a bogus 'lunch n learn' for breakfast. drank my coffee and then got MY day started: back to back sports-centers, maury, springer, grab a signature from my catered lunch n learn, meet the delivery guy and make sure he knows to drop the dinner with my wife at the house. off to the gym for a good workout. met the new young novartis hot rep at her apartement. complained about my wife and said how i was close to "leaving her". banged said young hot novartis rep. off to my sons baseball game. complained to other parents about what a tough day I had. home for the 'catered dinner'. told my wife i had tons of reports to send to my mgr. went to my office and surfed porn. life is tough.
 






i wanted a cup of coffee. so i bought 4 dozen donuts, assigned them to a bogus 'lunch n learn' for breakfast. drank my coffee and then got MY day started: back to back sports-centers, maury, springer, grab a signature from my catered lunch n learn, meet the delivery guy and make sure he knows to drop the dinner with my wife at the house. off to the gym for a good workout. met the new young novartis hot rep at her apartement. complained about my wife and said how i was close to "leaving her". banged said young hot novartis rep. off to my sons baseball game. complained to other parents about what a tough day I had. home for the 'catered dinner'. told my wife i had tons of reports to send to my mgr. went to my office and surfed porn. life is tough.

The only thing that bugs me about this post is that you watch back to back Sports Centers. Why not catch an hour of First Take?
 






i wanted a cup of coffee. so i bought 4 dozen donuts, assigned them to a bogus 'lunch n learn' for breakfast. drank my coffee and then got MY day started: back to back sports-centers, maury, springer, grab a signature from my catered lunch n learn, meet the delivery guy and make sure he knows to drop the dinner with my wife at the house. off to the gym for a good workout. met the new young novartis hot rep at her apartement. complained about my wife and said how i was close to "leaving her". banged said young hot novartis rep. off to my sons baseball game. complained to other parents about what a tough day I had. home for the 'catered dinner'. told my wife i had tons of reports to send to my mgr. went to my office and surfed porn. life is tough.

no no no ,that was my day ,minus the donuts and the little league game :)
 






The only thing that bugs me about this post is that you watch back to back Sports Centers. Why not catch an hour of First Take?

i tried....i really did! no way i could tolerate stephen a smith. besides, watching back to back sports centers is like relishing in my slackness. I've learned to embrace my inner slacker. it's like a glimpse into nirvana when i realize i saw the same boring nba highlights an hour ago and yet i sit here....waiting to watch it again.
 






i tried....i really did! no way i could tolerate stephen a smith. besides, watching back to back sports centers is like relishing in my slackness. I've learned to embrace my inner slacker. it's like a glimpse into nirvana when i realize i saw the same boring nba highlights an hour ago and yet i sit here....waiting to watch it again.

I hear ya. I normally just turn to espn radio and listen to SVP while trolling this board to see who's railing who.
 






Had a breakfast today that was great. The food was real great and the office and Drs thought it was great. I got bagels, cream cheese, orange juice, oatmeal witch everyone loved and egg and cheese sandwitches witch were on bagels and croissants. The coffee was real good to. I got lots of time with all 3 Drs and was able to go acrossed all of my products. I really believe the oatmeal was the key. I got maple and fruit topped oatmeal that everyone was delist. Hope this helps.

Going coast to coast is tough these days. Congrats!!!!