Having to go make #2 when you are out in the field







Do not work here, just happened to see the thread. What a bunch of losers. You people are such a fucking joke. You are the only idiot with such posts!! Nice job dumb asses!!
 










































Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There's nothing strange about that at all. I'm an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.
 






























Today was a really shitty day for me in more ways than one. First off, I had to take a dump and I was a long way from home. There were no decent hotels or restaurants either. I was left with either the nasty medicaid clinic I was just dumping samples at or the side of the highway behind a bush. I chose the nasty clinic and the toilet paper was so abrasive, I might as well have shit on the side of the road and wiped my ass with a pine cone. We all know the government pays for pretty much everything in those clinics, so they can please get some good toilet paper. I'm going to agree with the above poster and start carrying shit tickets with me in the car for unforeseen emergencies. I hate ring around the ass!