Haiku 5-7-5

[Anonymous]

Last post.
You are an idiot. Follow the Haiku rules!

 

[Anonymous]

Napolean like
Not qualified for the role
Gimbert Mark I am

 

[Anonymous]

Haiku haiku hai
Ku haiku haiku haiku
Haiku haiku hai

 

[Anonymous]

incrapsink sales
branded + generic
=actos plus met Xr

 

[Anonymous]

incrapsink sales
branded + generic
=actos plus met Xr

This best fun here yes
pharma on my nerves it hurts
need find other job

 

[Anonymous]

Doug in Switzerland
Skiing and hiding his gold
While layoffs come soon

 

[Anonymous]

Doug in Switzerland
Skiing and hiding his gold
While layoffs come soon

layoffs everywhere
employed scared work late hours
work less hours no layoffs

bond with your brothers
slow your asses down you do
need more workers

everybody now
do the slow dance together
no can fire everyone

 

[Anonymous]

Poor sad Takeda
Worthless retread products all
Soon we'll all be gone!

 

[Anonymous]

The future is dim
As dim as our leadership
Party is over!

 

[Anonymous]

Footprint Planning Yikes
To be changed again in March
After the layoffs

 

[Anonymous]

Layoffs imminent
Drastic cuts in sales force soon
Mole alive and well

 

[Anonymous]

Thanksgiving is here
Layoffs around the corner
Still no fuckin' plan!

 

[Anonymous]

Thanksgiving is here
Layoffs around the corner
Still no fuckin' plan!

Pussy, there is a plan. Did I ever ask you whether you liked the plan or not?

 

[Anonymous]

Pussy, there is a plan. Did I ever ask you whether you liked the plan or not?

Why no. No you didn't ask whether I liked the plan or not. Just a couple of questions. Did the plan entail another delay of alo and alo/actos? Did the plan entail another worthless launch meeting where there will be no drugs to launch? Did the plan call for spending millions of dollars for everyone to go to Las Vegas to sit around with our thumbs up our butts? Did the plan take into account the absolutely pathetic launch of Edarbi and the horrible performance of Delxilant which we are giving away to managed care plans? Did the plan call for massive layoffs of hard working and comitted representatives right after the Christmas season?

Just wondering.

 

[Anonymous]

Why no. No you didn't ask whether I liked the plan or not. Just a couple of questions. Did the plan entail another delay of alo and alo/actos? Did the plan entail another worthless launch meeting where there will be no drugs to launch? Did the plan call for spending millions of dollars for everyone to go to Las Vegas to sit around with our thumbs up our butts? Did the plan take into account the absolutely pathetic launch of Edarbi and the horrible performance of Delxilant which we are giving away to managed care plans? Did the plan call for massive layoffs of hard working and comitted representatives right after the Christmas season?

Just wondering.

The plan is for me to know and you to find out, pussy

 

[Anonymous]

Cafe Pharma: Please take down this slanderous thread. Thank You

 

[Anonymous]

Thanksgiving is here
Layoffs around the corner
Still no fuckin' plan!

Did you ever think that there is a plan but they are just not telling you about it because if they made it public you might not bust your butt for the next couple of months?

Just sayin'.

 

[Anonymous]

Haiku responses only please!

 

[Anonymous]

They do have a plan
Not telling you because it
Would make you work less



LAYOFFS!! Massive!

 

[Anonymous]

They do have a plan
Not telling you because it
Would make you work less



LAYOFFS!! Massive!

How do you know this?
Insider information?
Please do share some more.