Haiku 5-7-5

[Anonymous]

New Takeda sucks
Bonus so sad and so low
I'm going golfing

 

[Anonymous]

We don't have a plan
That's become perfectly clear
Time for change at top

 

[Anonymous]

Sunny was the day
Manager on vacation
No work and all play

 

[Anonymous]

the thrill is long gone
last one out turn off the lights
Alan please come back

 

[Anonymous]

I love to eat lunch
so does my doctors and staff
they still do not write

 

[Anonymous]

yes they are writing
they are messing with numbers
quit with the lying

 

[Anonymous]

Edarbi Actos
We have such good drugs it hurts
Just to say lay off

 

[Anonymous]

Birdie told me this
Lay offs they are a-coming
save yo paycheck ho

 

[Anonymous]

This thread is hilarious!! F'ing hilarious. Keep those creative Japanese Haiku Poems coming.

 

[Anonymous]

My manager blows
No more free trips to Vegas
Call Andy Bernard

 

[Anonymous]

H tom watkins was the bomb
Jeff wren could date anyone in the company
hung mole forever.

Not sure of syllables, sorry, I am just a dumb HSM from the south

 

[Anonymous]

Doug Cole is a frog
He will push you down the slide
No more severence

 

[Shrinjri]

Evren dre tritranic hrad a flew sruvivolos

 

[Anonymous]

Good drug Edarbi
Needs some Medicare coverage
Get back to work RAMs

 

[Anonymous]

Most frequent question asked
What is tier 4?
Same price as cash Dr

 

[Anonymous]

TAP took us all down
Takeda now in spiral
Get in life rafts now

 

[Anonymous]

Execs saving ass
No leadership no plan no hope
Who will turn lights off?

 

[Anonymous]

Ship sinking very fast
Doug has no plan up his ass
Layoffs coming quick

 

[Anonymous]

Great leadership has gone
Tap Takeda merger fails
Why u care anymore?

 

[Anonymous]

Fat HR bitches
Working overtime planning hard
So many to fire soon