Giving Thanks for Quest Diagnostics

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anonymous said:
I agree. That’s why I’ve told my family to f*ck off and get a life this holiday season. I have done my research and have found out where some of my key decision makers will be traveling for Thanksgiving...and guess what? I’m going to be paying some surprise visits to some folks so that I may continue my mission to grow my business. This is the best time to get on their face and tell ‘Em how they can best serve Quest.
Oh yes! I will be closing over the next few days. All of the lazy loosers with stupid lazy babies can go ahead and be gay and eat turkey, shop, and sleep eight hours a night. What a bunch of Wisconsin cheeseheads those idiots are.
Uh-uh not me!!!
They only dream of being cool and turning every corner ready for success with total Devine devotion for our Herculean organization.
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Just wanted to report that I’m still making calls and it’s going awesome. No need for this holiday madness of sitting around talking crap and getting fat. Holidays and vacation time are for losers. I’m in complete servitude to this fabulous organization and I plan on visiting more decision makers as they stand in line for Black Friday sales. Those of you that are at home need to get out there now.
 






anonymous said:
If there is one thing for certain, the immature individuals, such as the person above, that have posted here for reasons unknown, are in no way affiliated with Quest Diagnostics, the industry leader in clinical laboratory medicine. We are the A Team. We have set the bar so high, it cannot even be seen by Labcorp. I would have referred to them as our competitor, but they are not. The game is over. We have won. Happy Thanksgiving and thanks for Quest Diagnostics.
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Oh brother. While this is (quite literally) above your pay grade, junior, Quest stock is up 5% in the last year and LabCorp's is up 20%. Had you listened to the CEO's investor call on Medicare reimbursements, you might have learned that more "cost savings" are in the works. Learn how to sell, or it's back to the fry vat. Hope this helps.
 












anonymous said:
Oh brother. While this is (quite literally) above your pay grade, junior, Quest stock is up 5% in the last year and LabCorp's is up 20%. Had you listened to the CEO's investor call on Medicare reimbursements, you might have learned that more "cost savings" are in the works. Learn how to sell, or it's back to the fry vat. Hope this helps.
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You sound like an idiot!! Go to a small private company, Quest does not need , nor hire professionals. You speak as if you make a significant amt of money, you dont. If you are so good, take your talent and go makke what you are worth.
 


















anonymous said:
Oh brother. While this is (quite literally) above your pay grade, junior, Quest stock is up 5% in the last year and LabCorp's is up 20%. Had you listened to the CEO's investor call on Medicare reimbursements, you might have learned that more "cost savings" are in the works. Learn how to sell, or it's back to the fry vat. Hope this helps.
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Another asshole from a big box lab thinking that they are important. Dumb fuck
 






anonymous said:
Another asshole from a big box lab thinking that they are important. Dumb fuck
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LOL, I was trolling Whopper Boy and his "team of superstars" by pointing out how Quest's stock has underperformed LabCorp's.

"Oh brother"
"Junior"
"Burger King"
"Hope this helps"
"Team of superstars"
"Own your performance"
"Add value at every turn"

Unclench your anus.
 






















































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