Giving Thanks for Quest Diagnostics

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On this special week, one cannot help but think of how blessed we are to have and be a part of Quest Diagnostics. Each of us plays a role not only in providing for ourselves, but also for our community. Please share your Quest Diagnostics story here, this week, to give thanks and inspire others. We are Americans and we are Quest Diagnostics.
 












You need to give special thanks in the next few weeks,Quest bought Shiel Medical in Ny/Nj.
The individuals coming to Quest will show you how billing is done, payoffs, free eqiupment, and generally speaking they will teach all of you too be successful.
 






anonymous said:
You need to give special thanks in the next few weeks,Quest bought Shiel Medical in Ny/Nj.
The individuals coming to Quest will show you how billing is done, payoffs, free eqiupment, and generally speaking they will teach all of you too be successful.[/QUOT

The good folks at Shiel will have thei happiest Thanksgiving ever, now that they are on our team. I know that I speak for everyone here in extending our warmest welcome. Great to have you all on board.
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anonymous said:
You need to give special thanks in the next few weeks,Quest bought Shiel Medical in Ny/Nj.
The individuals coming to Quest will show you how billing is done, payoffs, free eqiupment, and generally speaking they will teach all of you too be successful.
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Always good to start the week with a good laugh. The only thing they can teach us is how to stuff an envelope.
 
























Just a friendly reminder that this is to be a full and productive work day. No knocking off early or shopping on the clock. We are number 1 for a reason. Let the slackers at Labcorp call it a day at noon. We have immportant work to accomplish.
 






anonymous said:
Just a friendly reminder that this is to be a full and productive work day. No knocking off early or shopping on the clock. We are number 1 for a reason. Let the slackers at Labcorp call it a day at noon. We have immportant work to accomplish.
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I have a feeling this guy does this satire for entertainment value. Who else would be so passionate about this company when the only people that make money are the company officers? No pension (understandably for good reason), no serious growth opportunities and dipshit middle-management.
 






anonymous said:
I have a feeling this guy does this satire for entertainment value. Who else would be so passionate about this company when the only people that make money are the company officers? No pension (understandably for good reason), no serious growth opportunities and dipshit middle-management.
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I have the felling that we would all be best served if you worked elsewhere. Attitude is everything, son. If you can't think like a winner, you will never be one. Quest Diagnostics offers us all, endless opportunities for success. Seize them, or move on to a less challenging environment.
 






anonymous said:
I have the felling that we would all be best served if you worked elsewhere. Attitude is everything, son. If you can't think like a winner, you will never be one. Quest Diagnostics offers us all, endless opportunities for success. Seize them, or move on to a less challenging environment.
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Enjoy your holiday and sad, pathetic, lab job, loser
 












anonymous said:
Just a friendly reminder that this is to be a full and productive work day. No knocking off early or shopping on the clock. We are number 1 for a reason. Let the slackers at Labcorp call it a day at noon. We have immportant work to accomplish.
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I agree. That’s why I’ve told my family to f*ck off and get a life this holiday season. I have done my research and have found out where some of my key decision makers will be traveling for Thanksgiving...and guess what? I’m going to be paying some surprise visits to some folks so that I may continue my mission to grow my business. This is the best time to get on their face and tell ‘Em how they can best serve Quest.
Oh yes! I will be closing over the next few days. All of the lazy loosers with stupid lazy babies can go ahead and be gay and eat turkey, shop, and sleep eight hours a night. What a bunch of Wisconsin cheeseheads those idiots are.
Uh-uh not me!!!
They only dream of being cool and turning every corner ready for success with total Devine devotion for our Herculean organization.
 


















anonymous said:
I’m sorry I meant “butger” king not the run of the mill Burger King.
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If there is one thing for certain, the immature individuals, such as the person above, that have posted here for reasons unknown, are in no way affiliated with Quest Diagnostics, the industry leader in clinical laboratory medicine. We are the A Team. We have set the bar so high, it cannot even be seen by Labcorp. I would have referred to them as our competitor, but they are not. The game is over. We have won. Happy Thanksgiving and thanks for Quest Diagnostics.
 






anonymous said:
If there is one thing for certain, the immature individuals, such as the person above, that have posted here for reasons unknown, are in no way affiliated with Quest Diagnostics, the industry leader in clinical laboratory medicine. We are the A Team. We have set the bar so high, it cannot even be seen by Labcorp. I would have referred to them as our competitor, but they are not. The game is over. We have won. Happy Thanksgiving and thanks for Quest Diagnostics.
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Your company is known to have issues. That’s why the best of the best of what used to be you have left and have moved on to LabCorp or smaller boutique labs.
And no, you have no idea who isposting here, but you definitely know why.
 












I am thankful I am not a delusional idiot like Mr. Hit the Ground Running or Mr "Listen, Son". I am also thankful that I am not stupid enough to believe that the WalMart of labs is a place I will always call home.
 






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