Getting Any Better

[anonymous]

handed to you on cafe pharma

 

[anonymous]

Yo, I'm looking round corners and behind folds.
Leaving you forward looking scopes out in the cold.
I just found a polyp at the splenic flexure.
You TFV scopers have to guess & use conjecture.
Stop hatin on my ass while my scope is up in yours.
Time to school these pissant whining CafePharma whores.

 

[anonymous]

Yo, I'm looking round corners and behind folds.
Leaving you forward looking scopes out in the cold.
I just found a polyp at the splenic flexure.
You TFV scopers have to guess & use conjecture.
Stop hatin on my ass while my scope is up in yours.
Time to school these pissant whining CafePharma whores.

You're cool bro!

 

[anonymous]

Yo, I'm looking round corners and behind folds.
Leaving you forward looking scopes out in the cold.
I just found a polyp at the splenic flexure.
You TFV scopers have to guess & use conjecture.
Stop hatin on my ass while my scope is up in yours.
Time to school these pissant whining CafePharma whores.

Stop...just stop. I support Fuse but I don't support this.

 

[anonymous]

Yo, I'm looking round corners and behind folds.
Leaving you forward looking scopes out in the cold.
I just found a polyp at the splenic flexure.
You TFV scopers have to guess & use conjecture.
Stop hatin on my ass while my scope is up in yours.
Time to school these pissant whining CafePharma whores.

Thanks for making us look like even more of a joke of a sales force. That's awful.

 

[anonymous]

Yo, I'm looking round corners and behind folds.
Leaving you forward looking scopes out in the cold.
I just found a polyp at the splenic flexure.
You TFV scopers have to guess & use conjecture.
Stop hatin on my ass while my scope is up in yours.
Time to school these pissant whining CafePharma whores.

"Stop hatin on my ass while my scope is up in yours"

Am I the only person who finds the above hilarious?

 

[anonymous]

Your rap or quote is about as gay as you are . maybe try and sell something instead of getting your ass handed to you on condition. You must be a us endoscopy rep or bsci.

Seriously, did you just refer to me and my rap as 'gay'? C'mon man, it's 2016, are you homophobic or something? Your slanderous innuendos and references are unnecessary. Why don't you go club a baby seal you insensitive bigot.

 

[anonymous]

Seriously, did you just refer to me and my rap as 'gay'? C'mon man, it's 2016, are you homophobic or something? Your slanderous innuendos and references are unnecessary. Why don't you go club a baby seal you insensitive bigot.

Your awful "rap" was unnecessary.

 

[anonymous]

Seriously, did you just refer to me and my rap as 'gay'? C'mon man, it's 2016, are you homophobic or something? Your slanderous innuendos and references are unnecessary. Why don't you go club a baby seal you insensitive bigot.

The "rap quote" was gay. However the totally original rap posted on this site was clever & badass. Who quotes rap lyrics anyway?

 

[anonymous]

Seriously, did you just refer to me and my rap as 'gay'? C'mon man, it's 2016, are you homophobic or something? Your slanderous innuendos and references are unnecessary. Why don't you go club a baby seal you insensitive bigot.

Yes you and your rap is gay. Has nothing to do with about being homophobic. My references are necessary cause your rap blows. In regards to your "go club a baby seal" cmon man it's 2016 are you an animal hater. Should we get peta on the phone ???

 

[anonymous]

"Stop hatin on my ass while my scope is up in yours"

Am I the only person who finds the above hilarious?

No, I found it hilarious too.

 

[anonymous]

How's that earnings report gonna look? Let me guess........

 

[anonymous]

Yes you and your rap is gay. Has nothing to do with about being homophobic. My references are necessary cause your rap blows. In regards to your "go club a baby seal" cmon man it's 2016 are you an animal hater. Should we get peta on the phone ???

Guess your going to hate on the Beastie Boys next and call them gay as well. Good luck selling your next POS fuse, I'll be in the lunchroom laughing cuz I just stole your munch money, and it was easy too. Bush league company with crap products and tool bag reps. All my docs laugh at you behind your back.

 

[anonymous]

Guess your going to hate on the Beastie Boys next and call them gay as well. Good luck selling your next POS fuse, I'll be in the lunchroom laughing cuz I just stole your munch money, and it was easy too. Bush league company with crap products and tool bag reps. All my docs laugh at you behind your back.

Yeah, you tell them. Only a total fag would hate on the beasties. I enjoy laughing behind their back with my docs too. Let's meet up in the lunchroom later & eat munch together.

 

[anonymous]

Guess your going to hate on the Beastie Boys next and call them gay as well. Good luck selling your next POS fuse, I'll be in the lunchroom laughing cuz I just stole your munch money, and it was easy too. Bush league company with crap products and tool bag reps. All my docs laugh at you behind your back.

Your docs? You must be a Boston rep. You have the best order takers in this space. Well done, sir!

 

[anonymous]

Guess your going to hate on the Beastie Boys next and call them gay as well. Good luck selling your next POS fuse, I'll be in the lunchroom laughing cuz I just stole your munch money, and it was easy too. Bush league company with crap products and tool bag reps. All my docs laugh at you behind your back.

Told you bro. Don't work for endochoice

 

[anonymous]

Guess your going to hate on the Beastie Boys next and call them gay as well. Good luck selling your next POS fuse, I'll be in the lunchroom laughing cuz I just stole your munch money, and it was easy too. Bush league company with crap products and tool bag reps. All my docs laugh at you behind your back.

Yo bitches! Guess what? I'm back.
To deal with a shit talkin Boston Sci hack.
He's laughing in the lunchroom with his docs.
On the weekend he's chuggin hairy balls & cocks.
While they laugh, they're missing many polyps.
So much laughing, while I'm fucking all his trollops.
Too busy obsessing on his competition.
Meanwhile full spectrum Endo comes to fruition.

Mic drop on your dick.

 

[anonymous]

For the love of God, make this wanna be Eminem stop...

 

[anonymous]

This thread has gone full r*****.

 

[anonymous]

Yo bitches! Guess what? I'm back.
To deal with a shit talkin Boston Sci hack.
He's laughing in the lunchroom with his docs.
On the weekend he's chuggin hairy balls & cocks.
While they laugh, they're missing many polyps.
So much laughing, while I'm fucking all his trollops.
Too busy obsessing on his competition.
Meanwhile full spectrum Endo comes to fruition.

Mic drop on your dick.

That's hilarious. Maybe not the dropping mic's on dicks parts, but hey to each their own. Well done sir.