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anonymous said:
Does anyone know the manager for S. Florida here? I’m a 78 year old interior decorator and looking to break into Pharma/aesthetics for a fun job. I have a long history of sales performance. I sold Mary Kay for a while. I sold Super Bowl squares for my grandsons soccer team and I’m very directive when I the phone complaining about my Sephora orders and perfume from Gucci. Just looking for some extra cash to help decorate my beachfront home on Sanibel Island and help with adding to the trust fund for my children from 5 different marriages.
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Call JDScaub or BOBO Markison- two desperate they will take anyone- just take a look at the ENTIRE salesforce- including creepy guy whose whole life is spent posting on cafe pharma
 
























anonymous said:
I just got hired as an account manager out of college here. I’m looking forward to meeting all of you and building this company. I graduated college in 1967.
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This may be the quote of the year for this piece of shit company. And ultimately the truth. Either old ladies or bimbos off the streets. You could literally hire anyone to sell that piss. Luckily I left last month. Fuck everyone there.
 






anonymous said:
This may be the quote of the year for this piece of shit company. And ultimately the truth. Either old ladies or bimbos off the streets. You could literally hire anyone to sell that piss. Luckily I left last month. Fuck everyone there.
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A bunch of imbeciles running the company - BOBO Markison and his side kick Powder blue boy JD Schaub.
 












What’s funny is that I got a telegram from JD congratulating me on my success this year. He tried to text me, but I only have a land line. I did have a nice breakfast with the leadership team at the NSM though. I had to gut out the slop they served even though my mornings consist of Metamucil. I’m just glad they offered plenty of breaks in between so I could change my depends undergarments so not to be embarrassed with the smell of urine and feces dropping down my legs. I’ll be bringing a tray of shrimp and grits to my first office at 6am Monday to start the week off right. I’m rooting for the Seattle SuperSonics to win the Super Bowl this year.
 






anonymous said:
What’s funny is that I got a telegram from JD congratulating me on my success this year. He tried to text me, but I only have a land line. I did have a nice breakfast with the leadership team at the NSM though. I had to gut out the slop they served even though my mornings consist of Metamucil. I’m just glad they offered plenty of breaks in between so I could change my depends undergarments so not to be embarrassed with the smell of urine and feces dropping down my legs. I’ll be bringing a tray of shrimp and grits to my first office at 6am Monday to start the week off right. I’m rooting for the Seattle SuperSonics to win the Super Bowl this year.
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Whoever thinks they are clever writing this nonsense is really such a loser. Who devotes their free time working for such a piss poor company and writing on cafe pharma daily? It has to be guy no one in their right mind except RVLP would hire
 






anonymous said:
Whoever thinks they are clever writing this nonsense is really such a loser. Who devotes their free time working for such a piss poor company and writing on cafe pharma daily? It has to be guy no one in their right mind except RVLP would hire
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No kidding. Or someone who really cares about what is written here and has the free time to respond. What a loser!
Run along Amanda.
 






I laugh at the rebuttes posted here and how many of your evenings have been ruined stewing over this guys comments, yet you continue to fuel the fire and keep enticing. Maybe it’s time to shut up for a few months and scroll your new companies page instead. Fuckface.
 


















I honestly like working with all the geriatrics here. There’s nothing more exciting about hearing stories about blowing Bobby Jim after the sock hop in 1953 or how your Oldsmobile crank handle windows never worked. Them old birds from the Midwest still know how to make some bread pudding and cake on the makeup.
 






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