FOR SALE

[anonymous]

I’m new here ….who is Anthony??? What happens if they sell

 

[anonymous]

Yall get laid off

 

[anonymous]

Esperion should have this car in a soapbox derby. And have Sheldon drive it.

Speaking of cars, this Volvo is awful

 

[anonymous]

Speaking of cars, this Volvo is awful

The Volvos! Oof!!

 

[anonymous]

The Volvos! Oof!!

They are tiny. The Equinox they had before was better and more cost effective.

 

[anonymous]

Esperion is going to go with the Pinto and Vega next year. Good times!!

 

[anonymous]

Speaking of cars, this Volvo is awful

The Volvo disaster!! Hahaha. I think they were put together by children. Nothing works right, doors, locks, air, auto pilot… and they are hot as hell!!

 

[anonymous]

The Volvo disaster!! Hahaha. I think they were put together by children. Nothing works right, doors, locks, air, auto pilot… and they are hot as hell!!

Actually, they are put together by elves in the land of swirly, twirly gumdrops.

 

[anonymous]

Actually, they are put together by elves in the land of swirly, twirly gumdrops.

Elves would have done a better job. They have a reputation to uphold. These cars a shit

 

[anonymous]

They are tiny. The Equinox they had before was better and more cost effective.

Cramped hot box

 

[anonymous]

Cramped hot box

AKA a Karen Kar

 

[anonymous]

Actually, they are put together by elves in the land of swirly, twirly gumdrops.

Actually the fleet Volvos are now put together by non-union elves at the Candy Cane Forest facility due to ongoing Quality Control issues at the Swirly Twirly Gumdrop facility.

 

[anonymous]

Actually the fleet Volvos are now put together by non-union elves at the Candy Cane Forest facility due to ongoing Quality Control issues at the Swirly Twirly Gumdrop facility.

Speaking of unions…I’ve been thinking reps need one at this company.

 

[anonymous]

Speaking of unions…I’ve been thinking reps need one at this company.

YES! Where do I sign up!

 

[anonymous]

YES! Where do I sign up!

Starbucks.

 

[anonymous]

You newbies just need to learn to say no. Leave your house no earlier than 8 and be in your driveway at 5. The company has set unrealistic goals vs other companies and industry standards. They do this so that WHEN they have a “layoff” because they’re shit with money, they can let you go because you “aren’t meeting expectations” and can put the blame on you. If you’re working unpaid overtime and stressing over meeting arbitrary metrics at this job, you need to get a handle on yourself. You’re already getting paid less than your industry colleagues and have way less time off. Learn to act your wage.

 

[anonymous]

You newbies just need to learn to say no. Leave your house no earlier than 8 and be in your driveway at 5. The company has set unrealistic goals vs other companies and industry standards. They do this so that WHEN they have a “layoff” because they’re shit with money, they can let you go because you “aren’t meeting expectations” and can put the blame on you. If you’re working unpaid overtime and stressing over meeting arbitrary metrics at this job, you need to get a handle on yourself. You’re already getting paid less than your industry colleagues and have way less time off. Learn to act your wage.

Shut up you loser. What a POS.

 

[anonymous]

Shut up you loser. What a POS.

This is the funniest message I’ve seen on here lmfao

Corporate busted taking advantage of new reps, responds like a bully

 

[anonymous]

Esperion corporate is like watching The Beverly Hillbillies work on a nuclear reactor. The Board of Directors is a complete joke of Pharma rejects. None of these BOD members ever reached mediocrity in their careers.

 

[anonymous]

Actually the fleet Volvos are now put together by non-union elves at the Candy Cane Forest facility due to ongoing Quality Control issues at the Swirly Twirly Gumdrop facility.

I’ve seen better build quality in McDonalds Happy Meal toys.