FLEET

You know things are bad at a pharma company when they start complaining about the free car. How can pharma reps have any vanity left? Serious question.
Sounds like the roots are rotting.

The leadership has been that bad. Every week is another cringe worthy moment.

Seriously doubt they could do anything now to make reps happy. They’re despised that much. It all started out great, but I’m pretty sure that ship has sailed.
 






Sounds like the roots are rotting.

The leadership has been that bad. Every week is another cringe worthy moment.

Seriously doubt they could do anything now to make reps happy. They’re despised that much. It all started out great, but I’m pretty sure that ship has sailed.
It’s literally like a Buydin voter, every week trying to justify how bad it is and getting worse
 


















It’s literally like a Buydin voter, every week trying to justify how bad it is and getting worse
Yep. My favorite was when they admitted on here that they don’t know what they’re doing. “You knew this was a startup when you took the job.”

Newsflash, there are enough reps with startup experience to know you guys don’t have a clue.

I just can’t wait to hear this week’s excuses
 
























Is the Nissan Rogue the only option?

I demand a baller ride, we're talkin Lucid, Rivian, and Cyber Truck. Nissan Rogue? Come on, total POS paint salesman ride, 0-60 in double what a vehicle should do these days. And how about our carbon footprint corporate sustainability message? Step it up fleet, you've gone rogue on us......
 






I demand a baller ride, we're talkin Lucid, Rivian, and Cyber Truck. Nissan Rogue? Come on, total POS paint salesman ride, 0-60 in double what a vehicle should do these days. And how about our carbon footprint corporate sustainability message? Step it up fleet, you've gone rogue on us......

Fleet here, we hear your concerns. We are considering offering the Taycan Turbo S for field sales.

Thank you for your attention.
 


















Fleet here, we hear your concerns. We are considering offering the Taycan Turbo S for field sales.

Thank you for your attention.

Forget all this, someone pluueeze clean the mens restroom at hq. Typical Friday bathroom foul, nasd! I suggest reducing your wing intake foe Thurs night football or seek medical attention.
 






Sounds like the roots are rotting.

The leadership has been that bad. Every week is another cringe worthy moment.

Seriously doubt they could do anything now to make reps happy. They’re despised that much. It all started out great, but I’m pretty sure that ship has sailed.
Cash your oversized paycheck and shut up. No one cares that you aren’t happy.
 












Cash your oversized paycheck and shut up. No one cares that you aren’t happy.

Uh oh someone made a corporate minion angry. I bet you’re the type of person who replies all to management emails with “great idea, love this place!”, refers to other company employees as your “work family”, first one to raise their hand when asked for suggestions for cool and catchy team name and someone who loves the idea of wearing matching t-shirts to the national sales meetings…sit down you muppet.
 






Uh oh someone made a corporate minion angry. I bet you’re the type of person who replies all to management emails with “great idea, love this place!”, refers to other company employees as your “work family”, first one to raise their hand when asked for suggestions for cool and catchy team name and someone who loves the idea of wearing matching t-shirts to the national sales meetings…sit down you muppet.
Hey, family. Come on, love this place.
 






Uh oh someone made a corporate minion angry. I bet you’re the type of person who replies all to management emails with “great idea, love this place!”, refers to other company employees as your “work family”, first one to raise their hand when asked for suggestions for cool and catchy team name and someone who loves the idea of wearing matching t-shirts to the national sales meetings…sit down you muppet.

Matching t-shirts at meetings get you promoted. Play the game brah.
 






I demand a baller ride, we're talkin Lucid, Rivian, and Cyber Truck. Nissan Rogue? Come on, total POS paint salesman ride, 0-60 in double what a vehicle should do these days. And how about our carbon footprint corporate sustainability message? Step it up fleet, you've gone rogue on us......

A baller ride, to help round out your make believe baller lifestyle, which is actually a complaining, overpaid sample dropper. We know who you are.