FDA Failing to Monitor Safety of Medical Devices













And just like the Titanic was unsinkable, this device is doomed. I shall enjoy watching Cyberonics sink and all the rats scurrying to save themselves. Even herb has begun his backpedaling but alas, too late just too too late. They'll be no Carpathia to heed it's distress calls.
 
















































Richard Malone, a professor of psychiatry at Drexel University in Philadelphia and one of the FDA panel members who opposed the devices' approval, critizied Cyberonics for not doing a true double-blind study, where neither the doctor nor the patient knows if they are getting treatment or a placebo
 






Herbertta, the red-eyed transvestite
had a very sexy pose.
And if you ever met him,
you would know his many woes.

All of the other vestites
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Herbetta
join in any S & M games.

Then one lonely Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Herbetta with your eyes so red and bright,
won't you glide into my bed tonight?"

Then all the vestites loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Herbetta the red-eyed transvestite,
you'll go down in history!
 






I saw Herb kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the misteltoe last night
He didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep
Then, I saw Herb tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Herb kissing Santa Claus last night

I saw Herb kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the misteltoe last night
He didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peek
He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep
Then, I saw Herb tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Herb kissing Santa Claus last night
 






Dashing through the snow
On a one-horse open sleigh,
Over the fields we go,
Laughing all the way;
Bells on bob-tail ring,
Making spirits bright,
What fun it is to ride and degrade
An evil person tonight
Tinkle bells, Tinkle bells,
Did you know Herb was gay?
O what fun it is to ride and degrade
An evil person tonight
Tinkle bells, Tinkle bells,
Did you know Herb was gay?
O what fun it is to ride and degrade
An evil person tonight
 


















Get your money and run now, jerk. When this killing machine is finally pulled from the market, I will shake your hand in person, Mr. Fegan. I have nothing but admiration for you and your tenacity in seeing this through to the end. There have too many harmed and killed all for the sake of the all mighty dollar. The icing on the cake will be see >:Ding that piece of shit herb stein behind bars as well, for the abuse he has infected upon his wife all these years calling it "care and support". I would personally love to give him as many ect treatments as he has forced that poor woman to endure.