Dysfuctionality starts at the top

[anonymous]

"Hey Mr. vocabulary, you might want to check a real dictionary- dysfunctionality is a real word. Also Rhodes Scholar ( I am sure you have no idea of what one is) you may consider cracking a book once a decade so you can sound as if you graduated from 8th grade, or, as you say "sound smart"

Let' amend the aforementioned "slight":

Mr. Merriam... a minute, please? May I suggest you peruse an actual dictionary as dysfunctionality is, in fact, a word. As an apparent Mensa Member you are no doubt aware that utilizing Google, reading Mental Floss or perusing periodically a journal (AH! or even reading an actual periodical) will allow you to express yourself beyond the 8th Grade Common Cores in hopes you may "sound informed or at least literate".

Wheaton's Law: Don't be a dick...unless you can form your own cognitive, structurally correct insults equitable to an 8th Grade EQI. EQI? Google it.

Dumb and Dumber
Wow, you all must be really board or just have a miserable life, especially Ms. aforementioned.. This sounds like someone from the med science group- too smart and too much time on them hands to be a sales person- Now I know what you all do all day! And I Googled the thing EQ-i,... by association we all have a EQ-i of an 8th grader, we work for paciara and ds!