All quiet lately in the bull pen. Your favorite RD and DM’s you love to hate is out in the Calabasas getting their clapasaurus rearranged right before the kids go off to school. Miserable fucks. The life you wanted is now the life you love to hate.
That bottle of 1942 you holding in photos paid by Mr receding hairline comes with a price. Everything has a hidden cost. First sip is free, second sip will have you bent over counting to Andre 5000.
So let me ask you….before your spouse questions why you have 6 work trips in a month, are you truly happy living a lie?
-The spouse that caught on