DSI Superlative Awards

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Welcome to the 2017 DSI Superlative Awards! Feel free to create your own awards. Let's start with the RD's:

Most Likely to be a Male Stripper: Ryan Hanson

Sexiest: Chris Clayton (so hot)

I Can Still Be in Playboy: Fussy Tracey

All My Reps Hate Me: Chris Geloso

Best Teeth: John Dellaratta

Most Likely to be Tom Brady's Boyfriend: Matt Siegel

So Cute I Just Can't Stand It: Eric Romaglino

Most Likely to go Postal: Mike Love

Most Likely to Run a Pizza Shop After DSI Goes Bankrupt: Anthony Lorino

Most Likely to be a Pimp (currently or after DSI goes bankrupt): Mike Sang

Most Likely to F you up in a Fight: John Dellaratta

Best Ass Kisser: Geloso

The Only Person to think that selling Morphabond is a good idea: (Tie) Rob Lisicki/Ken Keller.