Dear Mice in My Psychiatry Maze (and on Cafepharma),
You are clearly incapable of behaving and will be terminated by a Michel guillotine. I am sorry as I kept some moldy Dunkin Donuts from my time there to reward you for the expected docile compliant behavior. We will identify a new colony of mice for the next round of experiments with lower mental capacity.
It is not about what you are working on but rather your way of working and behaviors that matters. For the next round of mice experiments, we will add a layer of organizational excellence into the study by deploying 100 opossum consultants to guide you towards correct methods to indefinitely swarm problems that you will never complete and are probably unnecessary ventures anyways. This is simply how we do it and deliver efficiency here by assigning the hordes to never complete anything whether useful or not . Unfortunately, it is clear that your mouse colony has failed the Aduhoax maze and measures must be taken at your expense.
My Sincerest Thanks for Your Servitude,
Dr. Ging
You are clearly incapable of behaving and will be terminated by a Michel guillotine. I am sorry as I kept some moldy Dunkin Donuts from my time there to reward you for the expected docile compliant behavior. We will identify a new colony of mice for the next round of experiments with lower mental capacity.
It is not about what you are working on but rather your way of working and behaviors that matters. For the next round of mice experiments, we will add a layer of organizational excellence into the study by deploying 100 opossum consultants to guide you towards correct methods to indefinitely swarm problems that you will never complete and are probably unnecessary ventures anyways. This is simply how we do it and deliver efficiency here by assigning the hordes to never complete anything whether useful or not . Unfortunately, it is clear that your mouse colony has failed the Aduhoax maze and measures must be taken at your expense.
My Sincerest Thanks for Your Servitude,
Dr. Ging