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Dear doctor

The real answer is find one of the local independent dental dealers that can put together a better looking office than Patterson and still save you a bunch of money. The Patterson monster can't keep up the growth of the past.

Independent dealers sell crap products. Patterson sells quality. The most expensive product is the one that doesn't work.

Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Ted Nelson, Customer: [pause] Okay, I'll buy from you.
 









Doctor if you are concentrating on saving 5 cents on a 2x2 cotton roll vs. Growing your practice then you are a loser and bad business person, so I cant help you.

Buh bye
 




Doctor if you are concentrating on saving 5 cents on a 2x2 cotton roll vs. Growing your practice then you are a loser and bad business person, so I cant help you.

Buh bye

Yeah, I may be a bad businessperson, but at least I’m still maintaining my business. Unlike the idiots running PDCO into the ground!
 




Yeah, I may be a bad businessperson, but at least I’m still maintaining my business. Unlike the idiots running PDCO into the ground!

If you are a Dr (tooth mechanic) maintaining your business is almost worse then what's happening to us at Patterson.

Why you ask? Because we know how to succeed, you don't. Just because we've had a bad run of executives doesn't make us bad it means we have to clean house and start making better decisions. One of those I'm sure is not selling to you no matter the profit.

Now we could go into the psychology of why your struggling with LMS (little man syndrome) but suffice to say when and not if but when you finally fail you'll have no one to blame but your own bloated ego and inflated self worth. If Patterson truly goes under as I'm sure your telling everyone who'll listen, well I along with the majority of the employees will find another job sometimes making more sometimes less but one thing assured, we won't be as big an a**hole as you regardless of what happens to Patterson.

Hey but good luck with that whole thing you've "got going", whatever you claim it to be.