Dear DM,

[Anonymous]

I concur.

 

[Anonymous]

forest dm's are losers!

forest reps are losers....

 

[Anonymous]

NO, the DMs are LOSERS

 

[Anonymous]

this company is so messed up, tension between reps and dm's everywhere-created by upper mgmt-what a winning strategy!

 

[Anonymous]

NO, the DMs are LOSERS

No they aren't. The reps are the real losers here.

 

[Anonymous]

No they aren't. The reps are the real losers here.

I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I?

What a bunch of fucking numbnuts! This string is the epitome of Forest!

 

[Anonymous]

Who are you bullshitting? You got a 10% raise in your base when you became DM. 2 1/2 times what a rep makes? lol Man get serious, I'll admit the guy that wrote this thread is a douch, but you sound worse saying a DM at Firest makes 2 1/2 times more.

Dear (loser) Rep:

Sorry you have been toiling for years without a promotion. Sorry that I was able to get mine and that I now make about two and a half times what you make in a year. Life it tough. Get over it.

You think your world is hell now? Write those letters. I will data mine and manufacture countless infractions to get HR moving on you. They side with management about 99% of the time. Unless you have video of the last BJ you gave me in the company car, I will win this one.

Now go sell some shit bitch. Stop worrying about the value I bring and start thinking about beating those numbers. Don't let me down and miss your goal or I will manage you out. I got a boat to pay for.

BTW; keep kissing my ass on those field rides. Both cheeks please. I really like that.

Thanks.

Your DM