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It is not your fault. All you wanted to do was get promoted. You sold out, paid doctors off, threw teammates under the bus, etc. to get what you wanted. You just did it to get ahead. All is well.

Now we are entering a new era. Our offices are seeing the reps and not you. They lie to you when you call to check up on us and if we were really there. You demand spreadsheets that you never follow up on and predetermine our FTEs because you don't have crap to do otherwise. Just go approve an expense report or vacation time and think you did something.

You just don't bring value to our daily job. It is OK though. You were just trying to get ahead because you are a natural leader. Right?

Of course, I am being sarcastic. My DM (and RD) are just bad. I am about one inch away from having my physicians write a few well placed letters to compliance. Get ready to enjoy the fruits of the hell you have created for me.

Lovingly,

Your rep
 












Anonymous said:
It is not your fault. All you wanted to do was get promoted. You sold out, paid doctors off, threw teammates under the bus, etc. to get what you wanted. You just did it to get ahead. All is well.

Now we are entering a new era. Our offices are seeing the reps and not you. They lie to you when you call to check up on us and if we were really there. You demand spreadsheets that you never follow up on and predetermine our FTEs because you don't have crap to do otherwise. Just go approve an expense report or vacation time and think you did something.

You just don't bring value to our daily job. It is OK though. You were just trying to get ahead because you are a natural leader. Right?

Of course, I am being sarcastic. My DM (and RD) are just bad. I am about one inch away from having my physicians write a few well placed letters to compliance. Get ready to enjoy the fruits of the hell you have created for me.

Lovingly,

Your rep
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when most of these dm's will be gone-this gig is UP! useless garbage these dm's -smell the fries!
 












Anonymous said:
It is not your fault. All you wanted to do was get promoted. You sold out, paid doctors off, threw teammates under the bus, etc. to get what you wanted. You just did it to get ahead. All is well.

Now we are entering a new era. Our offices are seeing the reps and not you. They lie to you when you call to check up on us and if we were really there. You demand spreadsheets that you never follow up on and predetermine our FTEs because you don't have crap to do otherwise. Just go approve an expense report or vacation time and think you did something.

You just don't bring value to our daily job. It is OK though. You were just trying to get ahead because you are a natural leader. Right?

Of course, I am being sarcastic. My DM (and RD) are just bad. I am about one inch away from having my physicians write a few well placed letters to compliance. Get ready to enjoy the fruits of the hell you have created for me.

Lovingly,

Your rep
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Dear (loser) Rep:

Sorry you have been toiling for years without a promotion. Sorry that I was able to get mine and that I now make about two and a half times what you make in a year. Life it tough. Get over it.

You think your world is hell now? Write those letters. I will data mine and manufacture countless infractions to get HR moving on you. They side with management about 99% of the time. Unless you have video of the last BJ you gave me in the company car, I will win this one.

Now go sell some shit bitch. Stop worrying about the value I bring and start thinking about beating those numbers. Don't let me down and miss your goal or I will manage you out. I got a boat to pay for.

BTW; keep kissing my ass on those field rides. Both cheeks please. I really like that.

Thanks.

Your DM
 


















this company is a joke, I been here for almost 3 years now and I still hear the same crap from my DM and from my counterpart, "why aren't you probing, why didn't you use feature and benefit, why didn't you sell cost, why did you sell cost, why didn't you open with a patient type, why did you open with a patient type" It is all B.S., but the key is to continue to play the game, batters up-
 












Anonymous said:
Dear (loser) Rep:

Sorry you have been toiling for years without a promotion. Sorry that I was able to get mine and that I now make about two and a half times what you make in a year. Life it tough. Get over it.

You think your world is hell now? Write those letters. I will data mine and manufacture countless infractions to get HR moving on you. They side with management about 99% of the time. Unless you have video of the last BJ you gave me in the company car, I will win this one.

Now go sell some shit bitch. Stop worrying about the value I bring and start thinking about beating those numbers. Don't let me down and miss your goal or I will manage you out. I got a boat to pay for.

BTW; keep kissing my ass on those field rides. Both cheeks please. I really like that.

Thanks.

Your DM
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Tell it brother!! Fuck these whiney reps.
 






Have those doctors call, and call today, Forest is so far up shit creek where compliance is concerned they will be on it like flies on shit. Just like the DM can data mine to find things to help HR help you go away, you can do the same.... it works!! If you have worked for ANY other company you could find 10 things on your DM TODAY, (and the company as well)
Why the hell do you think they hire so many young idiots? They drink the kool-aid and don't even know what they are doing and saying in the field is unethical!! And they are cheap. IF you have been around use the doctors you have relationships to help you, it works!
written from the sailboat that Forest bought me! :)
 






Anonymous said:
Have those doctors call, and call today, Forest is so far up shit creek where compliance is concerned they will be on it like flies on shit. Just like the DM can data mine to find things to help HR help you go away, you can do the same.... it works!! If you have worked for ANY other company you could find 10 things on your DM TODAY, (and the company as well)
Why the hell do you think they hire so many young idiots? They drink the kool-aid and don't even know what they are doing and saying in the field is unethical!! And they are cheap. IF you have been around use the doctors you have relationships to help you, it works!
written from the sailboat that Forest bought me! :)
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Don't you mean the sailboat you live on in a boatyard parking lot because you can't afford a house?

Loser rep. One rule in dealing with HR; the person who makes the complaint first ALWAYS wins. If your manager catches a whiff of any potential complaint from you or your doctors, prepare to reap the wild wind.
 






Anonymous said:
Tell it brother!! Fuck these whiney reps.
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Of course we're going to wine and complain; we have to work for incompetent, morons like you who know nothing about nothing!

Believe it or not Mr. DM, 11 calls per day (with 10 signatures of course) and delivering a role-play-perfected clinical message does not move market share. You would know this if you would have spent more than 24 months in the field!
 






Anonymous said:
It is not your fault. All you wanted to do was get promoted. You sold out, paid doctors off, threw teammates under the bus, etc. to get what you wanted. You just did it to get ahead. All is well.

Now we are entering a new era. Our offices are seeing the reps and not you. They lie to you when you call to check up on us and if we were really there. You demand spreadsheets that you never follow up on and predetermine our FTEs because you don't have crap to do otherwise. Just go approve an expense report or vacation time and think you did something.

You just don't bring value to our daily job. It is OK though. You were just trying to get ahead because you are a natural leader. Right?

Of course, I am being sarcastic. My DM (and RD) are just bad. I am about one inch away from having my physicians write a few well placed letters to compliance. Get ready to enjoy the fruits of the hell you have created for me.

Lovingly,

Your rep
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Dear Rep,

You are a BITCH!!! I cannot wait to terminate your worthless ass.

Have a great day,

DM
 
























Anonymous said:
Imagine how bad you must be if I "can't sell anything", but yet you report to ME!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH.....you are a loser rep......


Adios douchebag.
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What I report to you, however, is all bullshit and fake calls and you're such a dumbass you believe it!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH .... you are a loser manager .....

Adios pinhead.
 


















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