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CV layoffs on Tuesday

COME TO AZ! WE CAN'T HIRE PEOPLE FAST ENOUGH! WE WILL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER LAYOFF BECAUSE OUR DUMB FUCK CEO HAS PROMISED $45 BILLION IN SALES BY 2023! We welcome all of you! Apply today!

Don't bet on it!
AZ has passed up some tasty vittles and more than once!

The truth is they're planning to hire but have a scheduled self-destruct due to inadequate sales...

They need tasty vittles...
And plenty of them!
 
























































Move along folks. Nothing to see here. It will be back to role playing, kool aid drinking, metrics, target lists and certification once again. The only obvious elephant in the room is that no one likes to see reps anymore.