CRITERIA FOR LAYOFFS FOR PRIMARY CARE!!!

[Anonymous]

I'M NOT WEARING PANT'S UNTIL THE LAYOFF!!!!!

That's right I am going completely nude waist down on all office calls until the layoffs. Yes, my balls and wiener will be bouncing freely for all gatekeepers, office cows and Docs to observe and gasp at.

NVS you have driven me to this point. Unless you want dozens of offices calling J J complaining of flapping dongs and bouncing nuggets I strongly suggest you let me know my fate ASAP.

Haaaaa, you so funny. Can't believe, you should be comedian, you so funny, sounds like 10 year old, so funny. What a bunch of idiots at this company. This is infantile kid stuff, definitely not funny. Surely, there has go to be people in this company that can actually be intellectual and funny at the same time, instead of talking T&A, and dick jokes as funny.

 

[Anonymous]

Haaaaa, you so funny. Can't believe, you should be comedian, you so funny, sounds like 10 year old, so funny. What a bunch of idiots at this company. This is infantile kid stuff, definitely not funny. Surely, there has go to be people in this company that can actually be intellectual and funny at the same time, instead of talking T&A, and dick jokes as funny.

Wow, is English your second language?

 

[Anonymous]

Haha My douche counterpart got canned!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

My backstabbing counterpart was retained. The backstabbing is the ironic part since I got her into the company. Before I did she was getting canned from small pharma job after small pharma job. She thanks me by barking and panting on cue to become manager's little pet and selling me down the river by telling him lies about me. Thanks! Let's get together and talk about trust among counterparts shall we?

Nonetheless the OP make me crack up harder than I ever had. Much needed relief.

 

[Anonymous]

:;

 

[Anonymous]

Haaaaa, you so funny. Can't believe, you should be comedian, you so funny, sounds like 10 year old, so funny. What a bunch of idiots at this company. This is infantile kid stuff, definitely not funny. Surely, there has go to be people in this company that can actually be intellectual and funny at the same time, instead of talking T&A, and dick jokes as funny.

Stick it up your rear end pal! This guy is really funny and the joke came at the perfect time to provide some much needed relief from the stress of not knowing. DICK JOKES FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

we can't do that in the north - everything would turn blue

 

[Anonymous]

hahahahaha

 

[Anonymous]

Bouncing nuggets unite!!

 

[Anonymous]

I like Chicken McNuggets....

 

[Anonymous]

In january we call that a chili dog.

 

[Anonymous]

Over a year later and still the funniest post on CP!

 

[Anonymous]

I'M NOT WEARING PANT'S UNTIL THE LAYOFF!!!!!

That's right I am going completely nude waist down on all office calls until the layoffs. Yes, my balls and wiener will be bouncing freely for all gatekeepers, office cows and Docs to observe and gasp at.

NVS you have driven me to this point. Unless you want dozens of offices calling J J complaining of flapping dongs and bouncing nuggets I strongly suggest you let me know my fate ASAP.

When did we hire Anthony Wiener.

 

[Anonymous]

We are all getting fired....

 

[Anonymous]

You guys are all fucked, Its like worrying you CANT finish dinner and a drink on the Titanic.
Be like Francesco Schettino and get the hell off!!

 

[Anonymous]

Stop, can't, breathe, laughing........ Oh shit, we are all getting fired, aren't we?