Coronavirus

























Now a global pandemic, asked if we will have a quota adjustment today, big fat no. Stryker, there for you, unless it hurts our shareholders then you’re on your own. Lol
 












Make your number. Welcome to Stryker.
When I have 15 cases cancel between this week and next that’s a little tough, hopefully you’re not as impacted but how do you suggest I make up for the next month or so of this. Ohh I forgot your probably one of the new instruments brass that’s going to show us all how you hit a number when you have 95% market share but don’t know the difference between a femur and a tibia. Get bent loser
 












For profit hospitals will be last to cancel anything. My For profit OR has 2 sick doctors (no clue if it’s corona) who canceled cases yesterday and everyone’s laughing at them. Still shared food/magazines/newspapers ect ect ect in lounges all throughout the hospitals.
 






When I have 15 cases cancel between this week and next that’s a little tough, hopefully you’re not as impacted but how do you suggest I make up for the next month or so of this. Ohh I forgot your probably one of the new instruments brass that’s going to show us all how you hit a number when you have 95% market share but don’t know the difference between a femur and a tibia. Get bent loser
 






When I have 15 cases cancel between this week and next that’s a little tough, hopefully you’re not as impacted but how do you suggest I make up for the next month or so of this. Ohh I forgot your probably one of the new instruments brass that’s going to show us all how you hit a number when you have 95% market share but don’t know the difference between a femur and a tibia. Get bent loser
I suggest you start selling HGH to your Meathead sales rep colleagues and do legs twice a week with the extra time you have due to the canceled cases.