Cookie left?

[Anonymous]

Look lasagna people are using this thread to find out where cookie went.
I happen to know first hand that he has become a neuroanatomist and is studying the intuitive and kinesthetic functions of the right side of the brain!
If you are looking for attention, go try shep's thread.
Sorry you didn't get a thread when you left but stay off this one!

 

[Anonymous]

Sanitation engineer for Waste Management.
(Garbage-man)
Picked-up my recycle bins this mornng!

 

[Anonymous]

Straight. Sorry to get you excited puppy trainer. Now go back to work.

HAHAHAHA! Good one.

Yeah go back to work coming up with those real world role plays!

 

[Anonymous]

I heard from his nanny, he has kind of gone though a midlife crisis.He has joined an eighties cover band named. ..."Men Without Hair ". He has even started talking with an Australian accent. How strange is that?

 

[Anonymous]

Ha, the above post is not true! His children are too old for him to have a nanny!
Professional bowler is what my tarot card reader said.

 

[Anonymous]

Stop your lying. He went to work to dress up as a Kebler Elf to attend childrens birthday parties. After all his name is Cookie.

 

[Anonymous]

OK, i will get this one out of the way then too...
He went back to Sesame Street, to resume his role as ...
Cookie Monster!

 

[Anonymous]

He actually went to work for ABC as a news analyst. You know him as Cookie Roberts.

 

[Anonymous]

I know this guy very well.
He told me he wanted to become an Indian!

 

[Anonymous]

Went to the NorthWest to become a Logger.
Sometimes loggers are also known as "Cutters".
He will be the first Cookie Cutter!

 

[Anonymous]

Became a Russian Spy!!!

 

[Anonymous]

He sells "Silly Bandz" at a mall kiosk.

 

[Anonymous]

He doesn't need to work. He's a closet computer genius. Remember, Al Gore invented the internet....Where do you think the word "Cookies" came from!

 

[Anonymous]

This could just be a rumor started by another str, but I heard he left to become a rodeo clown.

 

[Anonymous]

His grandmother, told my friends-brother, he has become a Ninja warrior! How cool!

 

[Anonymous]

My milkman told me that guy moved to Switzerland and is making watches.

 

[Anonymous]

jesus he took a job with another company -move on he has

 

[Anonymous]

jesus he took a job with another company -move on he has

He took another job under the name of Jesus? Is he now Jesus Cookie or Cookie Jesus?

 

[Anonymous]

I heard he went postal!
I mean, I heard he became a mailman!

 

[Anonymous]

He is the Pillsbury doughboy's personal trainer.