Conned is a "Best Company to work for'













CONMED IS NOT THE BEST COMPANY TO WORK FOR.

Shut you mouth punk ! ConMed is the greatest company ever ! It has given me the ability to learn valuable skills. I have learned work place politics , how to plant my lips on their butt, how to make the bathrooms smell foul, watch Netflix in my cubicle , surf the web on the computer. It’s hard work but someone has to do it !
 






Shut you mouth punk ! ConMed is the greatest company ever ! It has given me the ability to learn valuable skills. I have learned work place politics , how to plant my lips on their butt, how to make the bathrooms smell foul, watch Netflix in my cubicle , surf the web on the computer. It’s hard work but someone has to do it !

Don't forget about crop dusting the girls that wear too much makeup. And taking an extra long $#!T. And get quickies in conference rooms with the lights off.