CHIP KELLY TO THE EAGLES!!!!







Now lookie here young bronco,don't you know the wacky tabcy White Trash partakes in while it does cloud his judgment, we can't discriminate against him because of it, he should have just listened to Nancy RayGun and said no, but not our boy trash, no one is going to tell him what to do so now his head is mush and that gray stuf in it is not much better and the rest of us fine outstanding mericans have to support his lazy arse self. Don't be surprized if he comes in demanding special treatment for march madness. Of course if his head is so jacked up he does not know the Ducks is the primo coaching job in college sports, no amount of special treatment can help him. I am just glad he is now stuck with Muff Muff and I am a free man. Sherrif due do brown out.

Hi Sheriff Due-Doo, thank you for taking the time from your busy day at the donut shop to chime in.

Yes, White Trash has been a little uppity lately. Why, I don't know. But no doubt it's not easy living on the other side of the train tracks, especially with the illegals taking over the turf. Whatever's going on, I wish him well.

Yes, a Duck coaching job would be savored in college football today. Being the head coach would be considered 'elite'. I bet Lance Armstrong would give his last nut to have that job if he were in the football vs. the cycling business.

Keep in touch, Sheriff Due-Doo. Oh, I wanted to get your opinion on 'gun control'. Do you think the citizens should have more or fewer guns?

Did White Trash steal muff-muff from you? Boy, that takes a lot of nerve! And I did not realize that muff-muff was that easy. She must really be a tramp, huh? Maybe she plays the part of the railroad track in White Trash's town?

Be good, Sheriff. Shoot straight!