Chattanooga, TN







So tell me who in the Sales Department is not looking for a job elsewhere !

You are either on a P.I.P., been on a P.I.P. or going to be on a P.I.P.

The common ground with all the sales folks ..... All the customers and prospects
HATE LabCorp !

Trying improving our service. Not covering IOP's, Bad Customer Service, Can't get supplies or especially BUTTERFLY NEEDLES !

The list goes on and on............................................................................................

Who can sell this CRAP ???
 












Rumor has it that the gold at Fort Knox has been replaced with butterfly needles.

Rumor has it that you sit in your ivory tower barking orders and send all those meaningless emails. Your elusive butterfly needle suggests you do a ride-with along with your employees on PIP and help them. Start LISTENING to your employees instead of pretending to know all the answers in never-never land.
 






I agree ! It's because they have drank so much Kool-Aid, they can not think for them selves. They are Lab Zombies and yes men/women !

Most of the RMBD's have not ever been an SME, yet pretend to give us advise and tell us how to sell.

You try selling this Crap ! Customers are fed up and have a destain for LabCorp !
 






You know, it really is not cool to call some out personally on this Board. It just shows you how people at LabCorp truly treat each other. When you leave LCA, they stand in line to stab you in the back. (not that they don't do it while you are there) It just goes into a frenzy. The reason is they are jealous is because, they do not have the balls to leave.

You are such a Coward to throw rocks and not put your name here.

I suspect it is one of the RMBD's that try to manage by intimidation and take advantage of the economy. After you are fired, you call the ex-LCA's reps wanting a hand up.

We will remember .......

Now go jump on a worthless Conference Call or a pointless meeting ..... LOSER
 












Rumor has it that you sit in your ivory tower barking orders and send all those meaningless emails. Your elusive butterfly needle suggests you do a ride-with along with your employees on PIP and help them. Start LISTENING to your employees instead of pretending to know all the answers in never-never land.

Hey, that's good! You should forward this to all the twirps at Corporate. Of course, they won't have a clue what you're talking about since everything in Burlington is just swell! Gee, Wally, I thought Lumpy Rutherford and Eddie Haskell were real creeps but it turns out that they are really swell guys! Everything at LCA is just peachy... if you don't think so, just ask the creeps at Corporate. They'll set you straight.
 






Hey, that's good! You should forward this to all the twirps at Corporate. Of course, they won't have a clue what you're talking about since everything in Burlington is just swell! Gee, Wally, I thought Lumpy Rutherford and Eddie Haskell were real creeps but it turns out that they are really swell guys! Everything at LCA is just peachy... if you don't think so, just ask the creeps at Corporate. They'll set you straight.

Thanks! I thought you would like the "elusive butterfly needle" part - special for you. My message should be forwarded to not only Labcorp Corporate creeps but several lab corporate creeps on this lab message board (Quest, etc.).
 




































Rumor has it that you sit in your ivory tower barking orders and send all those meaningless emails. Your elusive butterfly needle suggests you do a ride-with along with your employees on PIP and help them. Start LISTENING to your employees instead of pretending to know all the answers in never-never land.

Good advice!
 






Way to go solstas you got a winner with that one. This is not a loss, its a good thing. He was more concerned about his boots than selling or learning about the services he was supposed to sell. Can you say clueless.
 






He'll be taking every labcorp account with him. He's been feeding info to his new boss for weeks now. Labcorp got punked! Solstas don't play by your silly non-compete rules!

Way to go solstas you got a winner with that one. This is not a loss, its a good thing. He was more concerned about his boots than selling or learning about the services he was supposed to sell. Can you say clueless.
 






Well I can see someone has been drinking the Kool-Aid again.

Who in their right mind wants to stay with the most hated Lab in the Country ?

Nobody understands the Compensation Plan ! Now, is that not why we work in sales ?

We take the risk and with LCA you do not receive a fair reward. Since the Comp plan was changed 4 years ago & you were living with mama, it has been a mass exodus.

Where are the Dianon, U.S. Lab, Genzyme and top LCA reps now ?

They are gone, wake up !

Cut back on the kool aid, conference calls, meetings and trying visiting customers. They tell me everyday how much they hate LabHore !