Big Hillary's email problems

I am as religious as you dumbshit. File gate was real, as was the travel office and the Clinton Crime Foundation. It's easy when you have an Attorney General, so politicized, that She is the step-n-fetchit of the president, to cover things up. All of the E-Mails are redacted heavily and others aren't even released, because they are so top secret. She has probably had foreign operatives tortured and killed, because of her need to cover up. She is in Aldrich Ames territory Gomer. She makes Nixon look like Ghandi.

Brilliant satire! Well done.