You chose the wrong career path. Should have went with R&D, we don't need to produce any results, get to spend all we want (looks good on the books for Wall Street and keeps the BS Innovative line alive). We can tell management any excuse we want because they can't figure it out or use the bare minimum scapegoatage and then blame everything on the one person and typically that person doesn't even lose their job they just get reassigned.
"We are Covidien" could have covered the entire workforce reduction with the powered stapling project alone x2.