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Anonymous said:
A tech from media prep was asked why he was in the bathroom for 22 minutes? Are there laws against this?
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I know the person involved and she has always took 20-40 minutes to return from her bathroom breaks. The manager was told not to inqiure again about anyone taking a bathroom break. He actualy got in trouble for asking her about her lengthy visits.

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Anonymous said:
Is she a 55ish older woman, kind of tall?
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Screw that...another woman milking the system. 1st shift "woman" complains her wrist hurts to much to put filters on the MUX machine..she only builds the filters...wah wah wah...women are milkin that place for everything they got...women are over using the "mother room"
 






Anonymous said:
Is she a 55ish older woman, kind of tall?
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The problem with senior management is that they are all playing the rusty trombone and drinking the coolaide. They actually believe the lies that they are saying as they are harmonizing and sychronizing the rusty trombones together. Did you ever get a rusty trombone and a salad tossing. We need to see more of that from corporate then things will improve
 


















Anonymous said:
Screw that...another woman milking the system. 1st shift "woman" complains her wrist hurts to much to put filters on the MUX machine..she only builds the filters...wah wah wah...women are milkin that place for everything they got...women are over using the "mother room"
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hahahaha i know who you're talkin about
 






Anonymous said:
ARI managers all know Kung-Fu, Judo and Woochi wompoo so they will repell your attack!
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Yeh, it seems like whenever I talk to one of these idiots, they're a 10th degree black belt and the world's number one bad ass. I find it very comical and they take it so serious. That makes it even more funny. Heee-ay.
 
























Anonymous said:
Boy, that sounds like a ball buster!
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Can you believe one of these fools really tried to convince me that their body was registered with the local PD as a lethal weapon and that if they hit someone they'd get charged with attempted murder. I thought the person was joking, but I became more that shocked when he was dead serious. Really embarrassing. If I was a stand up comic, this place would provide me with more material than you could imagine. Even though the moral is in the tiolet, the comedy of how full of themselves everyone is at the site is really worth coming in for. This keeps me going everyday I need to come in.
 






Anonymous said:
Can you believe one of these fools really tried to convince me that their body was registered with the local PD as a lethal weapon and that if they hit someone they'd get charged with attempted murder. I thought the person was joking, but I became more that shocked when he was dead serious. Really embarrassing. If I was a stand up comic, this place would provide me with more material than you could imagine. Even though the moral is in the tiolet, the comedy of how full of themselves everyone is at the site is really worth coming in for. This keeps me going everyday I need to come in.
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Believe it or not, professional wrestlers and boxers do register their bodies as deadly weapons. This also goes for those that teach the other disciplines.
 






Anonymous said:
Can you believe one of these fools really tried to convince me that their body was registered with the local PD as a lethal weapon and that if they hit someone they'd get charged with attempted murder. I thought the person was joking, but I became more that shocked when he was dead serious. Really embarrassing. If I was a stand up comic, this place would provide me with more material than you could imagine. Even though the moral is in the tiolet, the comedy of how full of themselves everyone is at the site is really worth coming in for. This keeps me going everyday I need to come in.
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Who says he was joking. There's a very good chance he is registered with the local PD. May not be lying, just might not be telling you the whole truth.
 






Anonymous said:
Believe it or not, professional wrestlers and boxers do register their bodies as deadly weapons. This also goes for those that teach the other disciplines.
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Total BS. It's a cheesy movie cliche. A FightingArts.com article answers this directly, calling the assertion "one of the oldest American martial arts legends," even though "there is absolutely no basis (for) or reality in it."

According to FightingArts, this myth's roots can be traced both to the post-World War II period in Japan, when traditional martial arts were made illegal, and to the bygone days of professional boxing, when a "common publicity stunt was to have police on hand during a press conference to 'register' the boxer as a deadly weapon."

The AFU & Urban Legends Archive also debunks the claim, writing, "research has failed to reveal any statutory, regulatory or other requirement that boxers -- or anyone skilled in martial arts -- 'register' their hands or any other body part as 'lethal weapons' in the U.S., UK, Canada, or any other common law nation." What the Archive did find, however, is that some U.S. courts have "concluded that a criminal defendant's boxing or martial arts experience should be considered when deciding whether s/he possessed a required intent to cause harm."

Maybe we should register you in the America's Most Gullable contest.
 






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