Who is Zoll's competitor with an FDA warning letter?
To the Southwest TM's please bring Peyote and put it in the coffee urns!!!
Cali TM's please bring the qualudes for snack break
Colorodo a bail of hay for the evening fire would be nice. If you need an RX diagnosis (564.1, 564.5, 564.6, 564.7)
NJ/NY a F***** bat and bags of lime to take into the desert and make a Jimmy cocktail for some "friends of ours"
Hill billy/Appalachian TM's (said with the utmost respect)- some Tickle juice to keep the non-reimbursed business expeditures down.
Detroit-we know your city is bankrupt but could someone run down to Goodwill and pick up new wardrobes for senior leadership. Member's only jackets with Zoll Lifevest iron on decal would be period appropriate
TX- just shoot something on the way over and throw it on the fire pit
Washington-please bring some real coffee!
this meeting sucks already. Manager addressing "toilet rules". Make sure you use bathroom before sessions and breakouts and we must all sit together at all times. WTF so why have a national meeting! I cant sit with colleagues from other areas to just maybe share best practices or learn from? I can't sit next to people to break the tension and make a meeting more tolerable and receptive for learning. You pull me out of the field for How many days with a 2 week number to hit which is climbing every segment. Tell me when to pee, control my diet, my movements and what I say and hear. Don't get me wrong, I have been in industry for a number of years but this place already gives me the creeps and just overall feels like a cheap dress and crappy make-up. What's next? Pink Cadillacs?
