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The PIP means nothing..... it says you have 60 days to improve your numbers. It doesn't matter if improve or not. They will still stick it to you and find a way to get you out.
RUN FORREST RUN!
 






The PIP means nothing..... it says you have 60 days to improve your numbers. It doesn't matter if improve or not. They will still stick it to you and find a way to get you out.
RUN FORREST RUN!

That just happened in our area.
It's sad how much the company has changed in the last year or two.
It used to be a decent place to work.
Not anymore!!
 






That just happened in our area.
It's sad how much the company has changed in the last year or two.
It used to be a decent place to work.
Not anymore!!

A lot of new clueless mid-level managers that haven't sold one unit and walk around like they brought the biggest swinging d*** to the party. They try to manage by fear because they don't have any ideas that can you help you get the job done. Let's see you detail each other at our next meeting and show us how it's done. You will get smoked out. Remember shit can roll up hill like the Nile River and payback is a bitch.
 






A lot of new clueless mid-level managers that haven't sold one unit and walk around like they brought the biggest swinging d*** to the party. They try to manage by fear because they don't have any ideas that can you help you get the job done. Let's see you detail each other at our next meeting and show us how it's done. You will get smoked out. Remember shit can roll up hill like the Nile River and payback is a bitch.

Right after that you get put on a pip.
 












That just happened in our area.
It's sad how much the company has changed in the last year or two.
It used to be a decent place to work.
Not anymore!!

Hyper focus on this sales training tactic that we used in Scotland to train new sales staff. This exercise will make you be able to concentrate and focus like you never have before:

Take a an egg and insert it in your butt when you wake up. The object of this exercise is to keep it there for 24 hours without breaking the egg. It is a lot harder than you think because you need to concentrate and focus on keeping the egg from breaking. sitting and driving is the worst and just forget about that tennis game.

Now apply this exercise to selling product
 






Another great week at OI...

No product to sell while TG's a** clowns sit around high 5ing and stroking each other over the latest book on performance management.
Ironing my fraternity sweater for Apligraf University next week - can't wait to see what SM is going to teach us...
Getting a** raped by a bunch of managers that could not sell their way out of a wet paper bag.
We lose good people and treat the few good managers like garbage.

Enjoy the rest of the week off...
 












Hey production loser-Just get to work and shut up

Next time go to college for something worth achieving you IDIOT

What the fuck is wrong with you. I hope those posts were made by the same person, otherwise we have more than one sociopath on the team.

When i visited hq, i couldn't believe how long some of the production people stay in those suits without any bio-breaks. There is no way I could do that job...
 






What the fuck is wrong with you. I hope those posts were made by the same person, otherwise we have more than one sociopath on the team.

When i visited hq, i couldn't believe how long some of the production people stay in those suits without any bio-breaks. There is no way I could do that job...

good point. To any non-sales reading this, we apologize for our dickish colleagues. We aren't all unsympathetic assholes.
 






good point. To any non-sales reading this, we apologize for our dickish colleagues. We aren't all unsympathetic assholes.

Agreed, but the suits obviously didn't work. Another week or so to piss off customers just coming back from the June shortage. Surely they're walking for good. Maybe another price increase will help.
 






You sales people are losers

try to raise a family on a $34,000 production salary

That is your problem: with 70 plus biotech companies in the vacinity that pay lots more then why do you stay. The place is run on a shoe string, they are cheap, production is a constant issue for us sales people. You should get out and start looking for 50K or better.
 
























That is your problem: with 70 plus biotech companies in the vacinity that pay lots more then why do you stay. The place is run on a shoe string, they are cheap, production is a constant issue for us sales people. You should get out and start looking for 50K or better.

OI IS A DUMB ASS RUN COMPANY THAT IS OPERATED BY A SCAM ARTIST.