Another Blessed Week of Loyalty

[Anonymous]

I love this thread. It's one of my all-time favorites. One idiot and a multitude of those of us who get it.

You are going to get it all right. Tuesday will be the beginning of a new Merck.

 

[Anonymous]

You are going to get it all right. Tuesday will be the beginning of a new Merck.

Ohhhh….!!!! I hope so!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Ohhhh….!!!! I hope so!!!!

The day is at hand. Short time to stockpile deli supplies for the Xmas season.

 

[Anonymous]

The day is at hand. Short time to stockpile deli supplies for the Xmas season.

I intend to enjoy many Merck treats this holiday season. One of them is the 10-hour work week! Merry Christmas!

 

[Anonymous]

I intend to enjoy many Merck treats this holiday season. One of them is the 10-hour work week! Merry Christmas!

Enjoy the next four weeks they are the last at Merck.

 

[Anonymous]

Enjoy the next four weeks they are the last at Merck.

And I'm ready for it. More than ready, actually.

FU Merck.

 

[Anonymous]

And I'm ready for it. More than ready, actually.

FU Merck.

Enjoy the afternoon. Sit by the phone after lunch is delivered.

 

[Anonymous]

Enjoy the afternoon. Sit by the phone after lunch is delivered.

The final numbers will be adjusted upward. The downsizing will benefit my stock returns and also increase my stock option total worth. Thanks for volunteering to leave.

 

[Anonymous]

The final numbers will be adjusted upward. The downsizing will benefit my stock returns and also increase my stock option total worth. Thanks for volunteering to leave.

The downsizing is the only reason our stock hasn't crashed. But another revenue cliff is coming and this time there are no more jobs to cut. MRK goes to $25 within two years...

 

[Anonymous]

The downsizing is the only reason our stock hasn't crashed. But another revenue cliff is coming and this time there are no more jobs to cut. MRK goes to $25 within two years...

The only crash is the head on crash on the current mob that inhabits the quote sales force. We don't need a full time group of luncheon waiters. Fire you all and elevate my investment returns.

 

[Anonymous]

The only crash is the head on crash on the current mob that inhabits the quote sales force. We don't need a full time group of luncheon waiters. Fire you all and elevate my investment returns.

Even if we fire them all, it won't offset the hit to revenues that's coming.

 

[Anonymous]

The only crash is the head on crash on the current mob that inhabits the quote sales force. We don't need a full time group of luncheon waiters. Fire you all and elevate my investment returns.

You are so full of sh!t. You live in your mom's basement because you never got over not being hired as a pharma rep. Keep hating on the internet loser. You make me laugh being the psycho clown you are.

 

[Anonymous]

You are so full of sh!t. You live in your mom's basement because you never got over not being hired as a pharma rep. Keep hating on the internet loser. You make me laugh being the psycho clown you are.

I love the neurotic pathologic mumblings of the mentally challenged morons on these threads. What you refuse to accept is your uselessness as a primate delislinger. Hopefully, you have been sellected for the dungheap of the lunch bunnies.

 

[Anonymous]

I love the neurotic pathologic mumblings of the mentally challenged morons on these threads. What you refuse to accept is your uselessness as a primate delislinger. Hopefully, you have been sellected for the dungheap of the lunch bunnies.

Hey, it's like every other group. Some are smart and some aren't. I'm one of the smart ones. Those reps waking up every morning and crossing their fingers for another day truly aren't too bright. Follow the Queen's advice and start planning your departure from Merck NOW. Do it on their time! FU Merck!!

 

[Anonymous]

Hey, it's like every other group. Some are smart and some aren't. I'm one of the smart ones. Those reps waking up every morning and crossing their fingers for another day truly aren't too bright. Follow the Queen's advice and start planning your departure from Merck NOW. Do it on their time! FU Merck!!

The management has been called into a special meeting to force rank all reps. The rankings will serve the next large downsizing project in early 2015. You should be working diligently to find a new job NOW!

 

[Anonymous]

The management has been called into a special meeting to force rank all reps. The rankings will serve the next large downsizing project in early 2015. You should be working diligently to find a new job NOW!

The rumor mill is very active here in UG. The company is going to continue an aggressive policy of downsizing and restructuring.
Sales and marketing are going to continue downward.

 

[Anonymous]

The rumor mill is very active here in UG. The company is going to continue an aggressive policy of downsizing and restructuring.
Sales and marketing are going to continue downward.

The forced ranking project is being held in the Princeton Conference Center. Can't wait for the desired outcome, my company stock options are going to gain in value and the foot draggers will be gone.

 

[Anonymous]

I love the neurotic pathologic mumblings of the mentally challenged morons on these threads. What you refuse to accept is your uselessness as a primate delislinger. Hopefully, you have been sellected for the dungheap of the lunch bunnies.

Happy to disappoint you. I am still here living the 15 by 15. Be well.

 

[Anonymous]

The forced ranking project is being held in the Princeton Conference Center. Can't wait for the desired outcome, my company stock options are going to gain in value and the foot draggers will be gone.

The process lasted into the early evening and concluded with a grand dinner. Get ready for hatchet!

 

[Anonymous]

The process lasted into the early evening and concluded with a grand dinner. Get ready for hatchet!

In your retarded mind, it probably did. In reality, no.