Annette Powers… doomed leader

[anonymous]

Do they do anything other than fire people in Access? That whole place is scared $hitle$$

Mike's Underground Railroad got all of his favorites out: Allen, Steven, John O, Aaron, Diane, Chris, Katherine. Is there anyone left?

 

[anonymous]

OK. It’s confirmed. First week of Feb …. Scheduled layoffs. Take it easy next week. Don’t start anything new, take a chill pill.

Is this for real?

 

[anonymous]

Is there anyone left?

Not after the first week of Feb!

The third year of layoffs really sucks.

 

[anonymous]

OK. It’s confirmed. First week of Feb …. Scheduled layoffs. Take it easy next week. Don’t start anything new, take a chill pill.

I concur

Chris Boerner

 

[anonymous]

I concur

Chris Boerner

Sometimes we don’t know if this is real or not. Could be…

 

[anonymous]

What is with the new policy that managers need to have 3 or more direct reports ? People with 1 or 2 direct reports are having them taken away. Not sure what this will accomplish.

 

[anonymous]

What is with the new policy that managers need to have 3 or more direct reports ? People with 1 or 2 direct reports are having them taken away. Not sure what this will accomplish.

Managers will feel like they have bigger schlongs with more people

 

[anonymous]

Managers will feel like they have bigger schlongs with more people

Especially some EDs with 1-2 directs

 

[anonymous]

Seb & Harris are two DD sized b@@b$ that Powers has implanted by promoting them to VPs. Seb is a croissant eating dimwit & Harris is armpit overflowing nitwit. Both need to be unstrapped from her chest.

Actually they are two dangling te$ticle$. Completely dry & nutted out. Low hanging in a shriveled sac that Powers likes to scratch

 

[anonymous]

Actually they are two dangling te$ticle$. Completely dry & nutted out. Low hanging in a shriveled sac that Powers likes to scratch

Hahahaha OMFG…. You people are notorious. I’ll never be able to see them respectfully again

 

[anonymous]

Actually they are two dangling te$ticle$. Completely dry & nutted out. Low hanging in a shriveled sac that Powers likes to scratch

Harris is dripping from his armpits as well. Someone better Mando him up for next weeks purge

 

[anonymous]

Two Won Hung Lo's . . . . . . .

 

[anonymous]

Hangin’ Low

 

[anonymous]

Hang em high, cuddle them low’

 

[anonymous]

Have meetings come on your calendar yet?

 

[anonymous]

Have meetings come on your calendar yet?

Will take place week after earnings

 

[anonymous]

Quiet week. Hmmm

 

[anonymous]

Expect some VPs getting f’ed in this round of layoffs. No need for four VPs of access marketing. Cut down to 2. No need for 2-HEOR VPs. Have the EDs report into Access VPs. Eliminate Powers…. Even she knows she is redundant. Simplify & stratify.

 

[anonymous]

Expect some VPs getting f’ed in this round of layoffs. No need for four VPs of access marketing. Cut down to 2. No need for 2-HEOR VPs. Have the EDs report into Access VPs. Eliminate Powers…. Even she knows she is redundant. Simplify & stratify.

Done

Adam

 

[anonymous]

Done

Adam

Thanks Adam! Can you also work on removing Monica Chung and Chris McNeal?