Alumni Summer Picnic

[Anonymous]

Who is arranging this event this year? Is there a volunteer list?

 

[Anonymous]

The picnic is scheduled for July 5th at the Moors. This year's organizers are the Dempster and the Themester. The volunteer list is being coordinated by Dot. Hope to see y'all there. Smokey

 

[Anonymous]

The picnic is scheduled for July 5th at the Moors. This year's organizers are the Dempster and the Themester. The volunteer list is being coordinated by Dot. Hope to see y'all there. Smokey

Will the snow be gone by then?

 

[Anonymous]

Entertainment is being provide by the trio of Lil' Al, Denny the music translator, and Boner Mac. They are great flutists as well!

 

[Anonymous]

They use to be a quartet with lil' tommy keeping the time/beat! Plays his own flute as well!

 

[Anonymous]

Has anyone invited General Patton yet? We need him for our pin the tail on the jackass!

 

[Anonymous]

Do the local yokels still call it UpjohnS?? How many TUC losers are still in the zoo today?!?! I was there for a little over a year and I thought I was living in sh*tsville! Entertainment was dumpy bars listening to some dufus name John Brown, bowling, and chasing horny secs who wanted us to leave our wives for their smelly *ussi*S! I refuse to go to this picnic!! TUC was a mistake in my illustrious career.

 

[Anonymous]

Do the local yokels still call it UpjohnS?? How many TUC losers are still in the zoo today?!?! I was there for a little over a year and I thought I was living in sh*tsville! Entertainment was dumpy bars listening to some dufus name John Brown, bowling, and chasing horny secs who wanted us to leave our wives for their smelly *ussi*S! I refuse to go to this picnic!! TUC was a mistake in my illustrious career.

You are an angry person!! I totally enjoyed my time at TUC and Kzoo! In fact, after retiring from Pfizer I returned to live in Kzoo!! We love it here and are blessed by a great church and friends!! Sorry your time was not happy! Come visit us at the picnic.

 

[Anonymous]

Will Franny Brown be attending? Miss my girl!!!

 

[Anonymous]

France has the curves but I do hope to connect with the Gregana Scolifield.

 

[Anonymous]

Who is in charge of the burgers and weiners?

 

[Anonymous]

Mary is in charge of getting all of the wieners.

 

[Anonymous]

Is the Knight's Inn still open next to the bowling alley? I would like to stay there during the reunion. Serious replies please.

 

[Anonymous]

Is the Knight's Inn still open next to the bowling alley? I would like to stay there during the reunion. Serious replies please.

Still there and is good place to bang a few chicks after bowling.

 

[Anonymous]

Heard that Mary had a penile transplant, is that true? Can't wait to see her "him" this summer to get the feel of things and to rekindle old memories.

 

[Anonymous]

The only folks going to this event are white old men! TUC was a bastion for white men from the South!! They treated women like whores and people of color as their servants!! I for one will never attend anything to do with this company that became extinct like the dinosaurs!

 

[Anonymous]

The only folks going to this event are white old men! TUC was a bastion for white men from the South!! They treated women like whores and people of color as their servants!! I for one will never attend anything to do with this company that became extinct like the dinosaurs!

So true and so sad. The good old boys ruined the company with favoritism and nepotism. TUC became an inbred disaster!! I also won't be attending anything to do with this shame of a company! Good Riddance!!!

 

[Anonymous]

If the MORONey is coming count me out!!

 

[Anonymous]

If the General Patton is coming, count me out as well! F that hillbilly!

 

[Anonymous]

If Little Al shows up, count me out as well!!!!