Alcon Culture = Sycophants

[anonymous]

Our leader treats us like we are school children. We have to act like we are in junior high school. It’s a very fake establishment

you don't have to, you choose to

 

[anonymous]

you don't have to, you choose to

Being forced to use software like Salesforce can make you feel like you are back in junior high. Personally, I hate having to enter my credentials each and every time I need to login. I'd rather have everything saved. Some people don't mind entering their credentials and they have the choice not to have that info saved.

Like milky, I certainly didn't speak to the Q3 sales aid because my customers would hate me.

 

[anonymous]

Just wait until the aerie folks join us. They all need babysitters and Salesforce metrics will go into full swing.

 

[anonymous]

Just wait until the aerie folks join us. They all need babysitters and Salesforce metrics will go into full swing.

best part is they will get moved up faster in to better roles than the current Alcon sycophant.

 

[anonymous]

best part is they will get moved up faster in to better roles than the current Alcon sycophant.

Fire all the Alcon idiots and keep all the Haerie idiots.

 

[anonymous]

Fire all the Alcon idiots and keep all the Haerie idiots.

Start with the board, executives, and DIRECTORS moving downwards.

 

[anonymous]

Start with the board, executives, and DIRECTORS moving downwards.

“In my last 5 years of my career, I think I've been more myself than I've ever been able to be because I realized I'm not trying to be like my male counterparts. I'm trying to be Jeannette Bankes, and for that, I feel grateful because there's a calmness that comes with it,”

-Weak Woman

 

[anonymous]

“In my last 5 years of my career, I think I've been more myself than I've ever been able to be because I realized I'm not trying to be like my male counterparts. I'm trying to be Jeannette Bankes, and for that, I feel grateful because there's a calmness that comes with it,”

-Weak Woman

Have you ever wondered what a physician who is bought and paid for by a pharma/surgical company sounds like? Have a listen, https://youtu.be/zBC4AObHgrk

Also, correction, Arrogant & Weak Woman.

 

[anonymous]

Alcon hires under qualified middle leadership and non qualified personnel so they can say they developed diversity.

what this actually creates is a more dominant upper management platform. It’s a perfect model to eliminate anyone getting ahead of themselves. And ever being a threat to upper leadership. As well these under qualified walk around like they won the lottery.

it’s like Roman history here at Alcon.

 

[anonymous]

Alcon hires under qualified middle leadership and non qualified personnel so they can say they developed diversity.

what this actually creates is a more dominant upper management platform. It’s a perfect model to eliminate anyone getting ahead of themselves. And ever being a threat to upper leadership. As well these under qualified walk around like they won the lottery.

it’s like Roman history here at Alcon.

Yea very siloed here. Weird place.

 

[anonymous]

Does your wife know about that ride along and the abortion?????

 

[anonymous]

Shhhh. Secrets

 

[anonymous]

This is one of the oddest places I have ever been employed. It’s so not real. It’s like we all are in an experiment

 

[anonymous]

This is one of the oddest places I have ever been employed. It’s so not real. It’s like we all are in an experiment

I am feeling it.

 

[anonymous]

BPO protects their fools at expense of great workers. Alcon can suck a giant banana. Den if demons

 

[anonymous]

We think a lot of people are sucking a big banana around here

 

[anonymous]

You are correct. It’s a purely scripted preset plan in all departments. You suck up and hope sucked back up on.

And these people do it like it’s real. It’s so sad.

 

[anonymous]

Many of them will be cut in. Ext round soon enough

 

[anonymous]

We all saw it coming. Or your head was too far up someone’s ass.

 

[anonymous]

We all saw it coming. Or your head was too far up
someone’s ass.

of course. No one fake kiss up more than Alcon. It’s part of the culture.