Ah, the "Retired Life" 2024 Edition

The Lion

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The sooner you get out of that soul-sucking gig, the better you'll feel. You'll lose weight, smile more, and even look younger.

I'm a living example of it. I live a life of adventure, fun, and with some amazing people. None of us have to suck up to some idiotic boss, and we certainly don't have to brown nose some moron at the sake of our dignity.

I was telling this to a beautiful model the other day, and she was laughing like crazy. What a beautiful smile she has!

I am loving this life. 2024 is gearing up to be the best yet. I'll keep you up to date. Hopefully it will inspire you to leave the sinking ship behind.
 




The sooner you get out of that soul-sucking gig, the better you'll feel. You'll lose weight, smile more, and even look younger.

I'm a living example of it. I live a life of adventure, fun, and with some amazing people. None of us have to suck up to some idiotic boss, and we certainly don't have to brown nose some moron at the sake of our dignity.

I was telling this to a beautiful model the other day, and she was laughing like crazy. What a beautiful smile she has!

I am loving this life. 2024 is gearing up to be the best yet. I'll keep you up to date. Hopefully it will inspire you to leave the sinking ship behind.
LOL. The incel is a maga dork too. But of course he is.

Roar!
 




The sooner you get out of that soul-sucking gig, the better you'll feel. You'll lose weight, smile more, and even look younger.

I'm a living example of it. I live a life of adventure, fun, and with some amazing people. None of us have to suck up to some idiotic boss, and we certainly don't have to brown nose some moron at the sake of our dignity.

I was telling this to a beautiful model the other day, and she was laughing like crazy. What a beautiful smile she has!

I am loving this life. 2024 is gearing up to be the best yet. I'll keep you up to date. Hopefully it will inspire you to leave the sinking ship behind.

You are totally inspiring me! And a bunch of my territory partners too! We were talking about your post over coffee this morning and how we want to do the same thing!
 




The sooner you get out of that soul-sucking gig, the better you'll feel. You'll lose weight, smile more, and even look younger.

I'm a living example of it. I live a life of adventure, fun, and with some amazing people. None of us have to suck up to some idiotic boss, and we certainly don't have to brown nose some moron at the sake of our dignity.

I was telling this to a beautiful model the other day, and she was laughing like crazy. What a beautiful smile she has!

I am loving this life. 2024 is gearing up to be the best yet. I'll keep you up to date. Hopefully it will inspire you to leave the sinking ship behind.



" You'll lose weight, smile more, and even look younger."

Holly Cow !!!

What Pharma Pill are you taking for this ?
 




Date with a gorgeous model tonight. Sometimes they like to hear stories about my days at JBI. They laugh when I tell them about some of the wacky characters I worked with, especially the managers. Those morons gave me so much material.

I should text them a picture of my date. Ha ha, they could only dream of it.
 




Date with a gorgeous model tonight. Sometimes they like to hear stories about my days at JBI. They laugh when I tell them about some of the wacky characters I worked with, especially the managers. Those morons gave me so much material.

I should text them a picture of my date. Ha ha, they could only dream of it.
We’re sure your mother cherishes the time you spend with her.
 




The date went fantastic. She also has STDs and a chlamydia infection as I do also, both pur herpes was acting up, so really, there was no protection needed. I’m not sure if she’s HIV positive as I am but maybe on our second date we can share needles I don’t even miss my days at JBI as now I am in full retirement mode. I hope you join us ,
Date with a gorgeous model tonight. Sometimes they like to hear stories about my days at JBI. They laugh when I tell them about some of the wacky characters I worked with, especially the managers. Those morons gave me so much material.

I should text them a picture of my date. Ha ha, they could only dream of it.
 




The date went fantastic. She also has STDs and a chlamydia infection as I do also, both pur herpes was acting up, so really, there was no protection needed. I’m not sure if she’s HIV positive as I am but maybe on our second date we can share needles I don’t even miss my days at JBI as now I am in full retirement mode. I hope you join us ,

Thanks for the laughs! I actually had her read this and she laughed like crazy too. "That poor guy writing this...while wishing he was you," she said just before kissing me.

"Well, haters gotta hate," I said to her.
"And lovers need to love," she replied.

You can probably figure out the rest.
 




Thanks for the laughs! I actually had her read this and she laughed like crazy too. "That poor guy writing this...while wishing he was you," she said just before kissing me.

"Well, haters gotta hate," I said to her.
"And lovers need to love," she replied.

You can probably figure out the rest.

‘You sound like an incel who lives in his mother’s basement spewing your masturbatory fantasies because it helps you achieve some release. Your fables are nothing if not entertaining. Now clean the spunk off of your keyboard.
 








‘You sound like an incel who lives in his mother’s basement spewing your masturbatory fantasies because it helps you achieve some release. Your fables are nothing if not entertaining. Now clean the spunk off of your keyboard.


Ha ha, you wish. I wish I could share photos on here. You'd be like " Damn! That woman he's with is amazing!"

I almost want to post my social media pages so you can see.

Btw, I just showed her your post. She laughed. "You certainly are no incel, my amazing man. Now come here and kiss me."
 




The second date went fantastic. She’s ovulating now and we’re try having a second date baby. I know it’s a little early but we love each other at least today. She also has HIV and a chlamydia infection as I do also, both our herpes was oozing so really, there was no protection needed ever. Since she’s HIV positive as I am we can share needles. I don’t even miss my days at JBI as now I am in full retirement mode and receiving my J&J pension $112,000 a year. I hope you join us ,
Ha ha, you wish. I wish I could share photos on here. You'd be like " Damn! That woman he's with is amazing!"

I almost want to post my social media pages so you can see.

Btw, I just showed her your post. She laughed. "You certainly are no incel, my amazing man. Now come here and kiss me."
 




Ha ha, you wish. I wish I could share photos on here. You'd be like " Damn! That woman he's with is amazing!"

I almost want to post my social media pages so you can see.

Btw, I just showed her your post. She laughed. "You certainly are no incel, my amazing man. Now come here and kiss me."
You live in a completely imaginary world, you limp dicked incel.
 




The second date went fantastic. She’s ovulating now and we’re try having a second date baby. I know it’s a little early but we love each other at least today. She also has HIV and a chlamydia infection as I do also, both our herpes was oozing so really, there was no protection needed ever. Since she’s HIV positive as I am we can share needles. I don’t even miss my days at JBI as now I am in full retirement mode and receiving my J&J pension $112,000 a year. I hope you join us ,
Ha ha, you wish. I wish I could share photos on here. You'd be like " Damn! That woman he's with is amazing!"

I almost want to post my social media pages so you can see.

Btw, I just showed her your post. She laughed. "You certainly are no incel, my amazing man. Now come here and kiss me."
 




The second date went fantastic. She’s ovulating now and we’re try having a second date baby. I know it’s a little early but we love each other at least today. She also has HIV and a chlamydia infection as I do also, both our herpes was oozing so really, there was no protection needed ever. Since she’s HIV positive as I am we can share needles. I don’t even miss my days at JBI as now I am in full retirement mode and receiving my J&J pension $112,000 a year. I hope you join us ,


Hey, you’re a comedian. Nah, just vulgar. Take a note: The REAL ladies don’t like that.

I know you wish you had my life, but don’t feel too sad or desperate. You need to keep your chin up and fake sales calls.

Fortunately, I never had too. P Club so many times you’d need a calculator to add them up!

Okay, I have a tee time soon. Playing a round with four beauties.
Man it’s good to be me.
 




I heard your orchidectomy was successful congratulations
Hey, you’re a comedian. Nah, just vulgar. Take a note: The REAL ladies don’t like that.

I know you wish you had my life, but don’t feel too sad or desperate. You need to keep your chin up and fake sales calls.

Fortunately, I never had too. P Club so many times you’d need a calculator to add them up!

Okay, I have a tee time soon. Playing a round with four beauties.
Man it’s good to be me.
 




Hey, you’re a comedian. Nah, just vulgar. Take a note: The REAL ladies don’t like that.

I know you wish you had my life, but don’t feel too sad or desperate. You need to keep your chin up and fake sales calls.

Fortunately, I never had too. P Club so many times you’d need a calculator to add them up!

Okay, I have a tee time soon. Playing a round with four beauties.
Man it’s good to be me.

Yawn…your life is a work of fiction.
 




Yawn…your life is a work of fiction.


If the OP is the guy I think it is, it's definitely not a work of fiction. I follow him on social media and the guy's life is off the charts. No one will argue that he's got charisma like nobody else. The managers still talk about him, always wanting to know what he's up to, and you can see how jealous they are. It's good that one of us stuck it to them. A great dude and a hero to a lot of people. Living the good life is the best revenge.
 




If the OP is the guy I think it is, it's definitely not a work of fiction. I follow him on social media and the guy's life is off the charts. No one will argue that he's got charisma like nobody else. The managers still talk about him, always wanting to know what he's up to, and you can see how jealous they are. It's good that one of us stuck it to them. A great dude and a hero to a lot of people. Living the good life is the best revenge.
Yo so flower-ey. It's really weird.
 




If the OP is the guy I think it is, it's definitely not a work of fiction. I follow him on social media and the guy's life is off the charts. No one will argue that he's got charisma like nobody else. The managers still talk about him, always wanting to know what he's up to, and you can see how jealous they are. It's good that one of us stuck it to them. A great dude and a hero to a lot of people. Living the good life is the best revenge.
Thanks for the clarification of your own post OP. Lol.