Affair on a budget
- Thread starter Wonka
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Are you asking for yourself Wonka? lol
How can one possibly get together with an AM THREE times a week? If she has her own place, I would assume she is single...not a good person to have an affair with...you would go to her place. If she is married...you should find a 'place' away from it all once a week and the other 2 times, take the spontaneous route and do it outside, in the car, on the grass, at the beach, in the woods. For other specifics, Libs can guide you as he has more sex than all of us!
How can one possibly get together with an AM THREE times a week? If she has her own place, I would assume she is single...not a good person to have an affair with...you would go to her place. If she is married...you should find a 'place' away from it all once a week and the other 2 times, take the spontaneous route and do it outside, in the car, on the grass, at the beach, in the woods. For other specifics, Libs can guide you as he has more sex than all of us!
Breakingnews
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You find out if any of your friends or her's are willing to loan you a key to their pad and allow you to play there. This would work out great if the friend is single, has no pets or kids and is gone all day at work. If so, you bring a beach towel or keep a clean blanket and use the floor so as not to mess anything up.
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GG...good idea, however, looking at it from another perspective:
The friend then 'knows' about the affair. He would have to weigh the trust issue there.
The friend then 'knows' about the affair. He would have to weigh the trust issue there.
It is, no doubt about that. Some people would totally not approve and others could probably care less. Then again, summer is coming and the parks have lots of "off the beaten" path wooded locations that might be fun.
Vagitarian
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- Vagitarian May 28, 2011 at 11:37: AM
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Don't they have the ones you rent by the hour and they have porno flicks and little purple twinkle lights?
If she is single...why would he be asking? I like the way you are thinking on the other ideas as I have done them all! How about you?Hey wonka if they have "pay by the hour" I am sure they might just charge you for the ten minutes you "need"!!
LOL...just bustin ya'
libluvsbukkake
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- libluvsbukkake May 31, 2011 at 10:09: AM
libluvsbukkake
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It's great when she has her own place. I missed her this weekend though. Had to go out of town with the wife. Ugh!
If she is single...why would he be asking? I like the way you are thinking on the other ideas as I have done them all! How about you?Hey wonka if they have "pay by the hour" I am sure they might just charge you for the ten minutes you "need"!!
...and they say women are shrewed and cunning. Let me tell you why my friend:
If she is SINGLE, it could be that she is divorced and has kids living with her. Hence why Wonka could not go to 'her'place
She may even have a room-mate, who knows. I always think of the other end of the spectrum, not the easy route. The easy route is for the idiots that get caught. Wonka obviously wants to be discreet. Only he knows the story.As far as the other question you had...if I did any, all, or none of those things - single or married, would I tell? Don't think sooooooo
Since when do you have to entertain a jar of vaseline?
Have you tried the old "let's get back to nature and go camping" dodge?
- Wonka May 31, 2011 at 11:12: PM
Wonka
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BB, I don't know about the arguments that all of you have had to get boards closed and signatures removed. I have no beef with anyone here, I'd love to meet all of you. Debate should be intelligent and jabs at each other should all be in good fun. Don't try to drag me into the shit you guys have done, I don't want any part of it.
I'm taking your remark as a fun jab that I had a laugh at myself. Good comeback.
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And just what, may I enquire, does your rant have to do with vaseline? Are you a KY enthusiast?
- Wonka May 31, 2011 at 11:20: PM
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KY too expensive for those little rinky-dink bottles. I like:
http://www.amazon.com/ID-Millennium-Silicone-Lubricant-Pump/dp/B002Y0KP86/ref=pd_sim_hpc_2
http://www.idlube.com/index.php?do=millennium&PHPSESSID=3b0290364c84b454b2ac86a7c61b4de9
Silicone based so it doesn't feed yeast. Lasts a long time, and 16 oz is $35. I could use a whole bottle of KY in 1 wank session since the shit doesn't last.
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I respect what you like and desire Wonka, although not my cup of tea for sure. I just don't get the 'pleasure' derived in that honestly nor am I looking to connect the dots on that either. lol
If it makes you happy and over the top, have a ball.
If it makes you happy and over the top, have a ball.
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- Vagitarian Jun 01, 2011 at 12:41: PM
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If you care enough to use the very best, Astroglide (IMHO).
Breakingnews
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Doesn't matter where you are, it's who you are with that makes everyone and everything around you disappear.
You guys are just not romantic!!!!!!!!
You guys are just not romantic!!!!!!!!