2022 Company Xmas Gift

[anonymous]

Surprised there isn’t a thread on this yet! Will Uncle Novo go big? Company stock is at an all-time high, we’re in the midst of an expansion, cash cow Wegovy is about to re re re launch, AND coming up on 100 year anniversary.

OR will we receive another used blanket from Goodwill and a teacup candle?!

NAUGHTY OR NICE?

 

[anonymous]

Who cares, hate this place,. Stuck with salary here

 

[anonymous]

Surprised there isn’t a thread on this yet! Will Uncle Novo go big? Company stock is at an all-time high, we’re in the midst of an expansion, cash cow Wegovy is about to re re re launch, AND coming up on 100 year anniversary.

OR will we receive another used blanket from Goodwill and a teacup candle?!

NAUGHTY OR NICE?

We get 5 Ozempic 2mg pens we can sell on the black market

 

[anonymous]

Since we’ve all been naughty at Novo, I hope we get a spanking! Yes, a proper spanking!

 

[anonymous]

Here are 300 WTG points, that you will be taxed on and with inflation,,, worth about $200. After taxes about $180. So that equates, to what novo makes at WAC on semaglutide injection for about 4-5 days.. for one patient, sound familiar ? ….much like the .31 cent per rx they paid me for ozempic last POA
Love this place

 

[anonymous]

Silly—our present is going to Orlando, remember?!

 

[anonymous]

Surprised there isn’t a thread on this yet! Will Uncle Novo go big? Company stock is at an all-time high, we’re in the midst of an expansion, cash cow Wegovy is about to re re re launch, AND coming up on 100 year anniversary.

OR will we receive another used blanket from Goodwill and a teacup candle?!

NAUGHTY OR NICE?

actually I liked the blanket candle combo!!
Hoping for another Days Inn branded polo or cardigan.

 

[anonymous]

Here are 300 WTG points, that you will be taxed on and with inflation,,, worth about $200. After taxes about $180. So that equates, to what novo makes at WAC on semaglutide injection for about 4-5 days.. for one patient, sound familiar ? ….much like the .31 cent per rx they paid me for ozempic last POA
Love this place

And there it is! The classic Novo rep bitching about something free given to them. I love this place, too - douchebags like you are fucking hilariously stupid. It’s great entertainment.

 

[anonymous]

 

[anonymous]

We in Denmark got chocolate, wine, and a candle holder as company xmas gift

 

[anonymous]

We in Denmark got chocolate, wine, and a candle holder as company xmas gift

There you go- that is a nice Christmas gift.

 

[anonymous]

There you go- that is a nice Christmas gift.

Really — the best year ever for Novo and you get

Hershey Bar
Box of wine
$10 Candle

what did the Executives get ?

usually when a company has the best year ever the sales reps also will …. Guess not

 

[anonymous]

Really — the best year ever for Novo and you get

Hershey Bar
Box of wine
$10 Candle

what did the Executives get ?

usually when a company has the best year ever the sales reps also will …. Guess not

Cry a fucking river, you spoiled little piggy.

 

[anonymous]

Here are 300 WTG points, that you will be taxed on and with inflation,,, worth about $200. After taxes about $180. So that equates, to what novo makes at WAC on semaglutide injection for about 4-5 days.. for one patient, sound familiar ? ….much like the .31 cent per rx they paid me for ozempic last POA
Love this place

Love this, who are you..marriage proposal here.

 

[anonymous]

Love this, who are you..marriage proposal here.

 

[anonymous]

Looks like a box of stuff - very puzzled

 

[anonymous]

So what is the mysterious box ?

 

[anonymous]

What is in the box?
A lifetime of supply of Xanax and Paxil to deal with being employed by NNI as a diabetes field rep since cv19.

 

[anonymous]

S’mores kit, scarf, book, novo key chain

 

[anonymous]

S’mores kit, scarf, book, novo key chain

I am really confused by the gift. Always happy to receive something but a book on how to be happy, candle, marshmallow and hot toddy mixers, and tweezers, are really strange, even for the Danes. I think they believe the us sales force is unhappy.

just bizzare???