$44.70 stock close today - thanks Lurch

[anonymous]

Hey Lurch - you were asked a direct question about Sotyktu market share and volume. You completely skirted the answer and the stock reflects investor confidence in you. You done even lie well when you’re on the phone & no one can see you

 

[anonymous]

Hey Lurch - you were asked a direct question about Sotyktu market share and volume. You completely skirted the answer and the stock reflects investor confidence in you. You done even lie well when you’re on the phone & no one can see you

They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty
My music's so loud
I'm swangin'
They hopin' that they gon' catch me ridin' dirty
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty

 

[anonymous]

Lurch is a F’tard. What did you expect. Only reason he had this job is because he is 6 plus feet, male & white. No other reason. Has a tiny penia though.

 

[gijo]

How is legacy Celgene CFO still having this job? With the tremendous slump in share price year over year, whose blue-eyed boy is he?

 

[anonymous]

Lurch is a F’tard. What did you expect. Only reason he had this job is because he is 6 plus feet, male & white. No other reason. Has a tiny penia though.

Hahahaha That he does.

 

[anonymous]

Lurch is a F’tard. What did you expect. Only reason he had this job is because he is 6 plus feet, male & white. No other reason. Has a tiny penia though.

Candy has a bigger unit. Glad she is gone.

 

[anonymous]

$43.96 today. LFG!!

 

[anonymous]

When your stock is in a tailspin & all you have is a Lurch…. You may be in trouble. Deep deep trouble. #QUITBMSLURCH

 

[anonymous]

Lurch is a F’tard. What did you expect. Only reason he had this job is because he is 6 plus feet, male & white. No other reason. Has a tiny penia though.

Thank you Candice. Please get back on your broom and fly into a building.

 

[anonymous]

Thank you Candice. Please get back on your broom and fly into a building.

F’ing hilarious.