Oldies but goodies-

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Found an old rugby shirt that has Prozac number 1 on the chest-

and a levaquin golden golf pullover.

Still wear my LL bean Evista climbers fleece-from the launch meeting-

crazy back in the day.....
 




And I still use my Oraflex paper weight, and my "closer to the goal" Keflex ruler, and my Evista calculator that was built to stand up straight when you opened it, and my little set of Darvocet-N 100 book ends.
 












Cialis 36" yardsticks. Classy (especially since our entire marketing plan was to make Viagra look like scumbags). Was told by multiple offices to "get this trash out of here".

Zyprexa Martha profile. Little, old lady on the cover. We were told to describe her symptoms (as dementia / Alzheimers) with a wink, wink, nod, nod since no indication for that group. Then many elderly patients died (respiratory failure / CV). Then we got fined billions. What happened to the mgt? All promoted up. Yep, Lilly is such an ethical company. They should all be in prison. It haunts me to this day. Lilly told us how bad these patients needed Zyprexa. Sickening.
 




Cialis 36" yardsticks. Classy (especially since our entire marketing plan was to make Viagra look like scumbags). Was told by multiple offices to "get this trash out of here".

Zyprexa Martha profile. Little, old lady on the cover. We were told to describe her symptoms (as dementia / Alzheimers) with a wink, wink, nod, nod since no indication for that group. Then many elderly patients died (respiratory failure / CV). Then we got fined billions. What happened to the mgt? All promoted up. Yep, Lilly is such an ethical company. They should all be in prison. It haunts me to this day. Lilly told us how bad these patients needed Zyprexa. Sickening.

Why aren't they all in jail? That's disgusting. Enough evidence that we lost billions but if one of my relatives was affected I would want them all in jail. Agree that "ethical" Lilly was over 20+ years ago.
 




Who was the VP of sales in the late 90's who was Scottish- Alan .....

He was a straight shooter-loved that guy.

Seems lilly mgt. is now full of PC squishy multi cultural rabbits.

SAD
 




Here's an Oldie but Goodie:
Thank god that flag is coming down. If only there was a god. If only putting some dumb flag in the trash could ease life's misery. Enjoy the faux indignation and mass distraction, yet again.
 




























The consummate arrogant non-American Lilly jackass.

Yes - Thank you for an accurate recollection of Alan Clark. What a fucking douchebag.
He was the beginning of the end for Lilly as we knew it. Brought in from UK by Taurel to clean house in US Sales and Marketing. I guess because UK healthcare is so similar to the US Healthcare System?

And brought in incompetent Euro-Idiots to take over key roles - remember LeRoux Jooste or Andrew Hodgkiss.
Yes, that classic Prozac message "Restful Nights and Productive Days". ugh

He was a complete asshole who left a lasting legacy. Thank God I don't have to hear him say " That we don't sell Hershey Bars" anymore.
Too bad he croaked off a couple of years after he retired. He should have called it quits a decade earlier and enjoyed life a little.
 




Yes - Thank you for an accurate recollection of Alan Clark. What a fucking douchebag.
He was the beginning of the end for Lilly as we knew it. Brought in from UK by Taurel to clean house in US Sales and Marketing. I guess because UK healthcare is so similar to the US Healthcare System?

And brought in incompetent Euro-Idiots to take over key roles - remember LeRoux Jooste or Andrew Hodgkiss.
Yes, that classic Prozac message "Restful Nights and Productive Days". ugh

He was a complete asshole who left a lasting legacy. Thank God I don't have to hear him say " That we don't sell Hershey Bars" anymore.
Too bad he croaked off a couple of years after he retired. He should have called it quits a decade earlier and enjoyed life a little.

As Lancaster once said "There's some pathology there."