You know you really hate working for Lilly when you:

[Anonymous]

You tell the physician he make a great decision prescribing a Pfizer product.

 

[Anonymous]

You tell the physician he make a great decision prescribing a Pfizer product.

HAHHHAHA- LOVIN IT

 

[Anonymous]

your most valued contribution lies in the stall of the second floor of bldg. 87; you refer to it as AP.

 

[Anonymous]

your most valued contribution lies in the stall of the second floor of bldg. 87; you refer to it as AP.

Or on some days, you call it API.

 

[Theaxeman]

your most valued contribution lies in the stall of the second floor of bldg. 87; you refer to it as AP.

I thought all that stopped when AP fired me and the rest of DCSG? No? OR ARE YOU THE GUY?

 

[Anonymous]

I thought all that stopped when AP fired me and the rest of DCSG? No? OR ARE YOU THE GUY?

Yes--I call the "The Five Pillars".

 

[Anonymous]

I brought lunch into an office last week and when they asked where the drinks were I pointed to the dirty sink nearby. I apologized and explained that drinks did not directly impact better patient outcomes and therefore senior leadership restricts spending on such items. Oh yeah, please sign into lunch as we at We Suck Lilly must track all transfers of value.

 

[Anonymous]

I know that it really sucks when all my friends work for Lilly and the only reason they are my friends is because they work for Lilly, too.

One big happy cult errrr family!!!!

 

[Anonymous]

Come down from your high. Light another blunt.